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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:06 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^tells all the women he dates that he "loves to eat at the Y," when, in fact, he is the sous=chef at the local YMCA.
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^beat me in a ram's piss guzzling contest
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^Trips the light fantastic... then laughs at it after it hits the ground...

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Suicide?
Replies: 35
Views: 18964

Suicide is almost always worst than whatever alternatives there are to it. There's no turning back from sucide and the aftermath on one's family is devestating. But the question is: does someone have a right to make such a decision nonetheless? That gets in to a very dicey area.... many things come...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^has beautiful long, flowing, plaid hair

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^rides a pantomime horse to work
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

EarthRise wrote:^ chases rabbits with golf clubs in his spare time
Same could be said of yours.....



^invented a nuclear powered undershirt

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^has a job
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^Emits a shower of light blue sparks from his fingertips when frightened
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^has a bionic pancreas
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:59 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^owns an autographed pair of sparkle encrusted shorts from when he worked on Richard Simmon's Sweatin' To The Oldies videos.
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:08 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^sold the Queen Mother some bad mushrooms and accidentally caused the invasion of the Falkland Islands
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:33 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^only wears shoes to impress his dentist
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^is dating Yoda because she likes to feel tall
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:50 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2433404

^is magically delicious
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