FSM Discussion

^tells all the women he dates that he "loves to eat at the Y," when, in fact, he is the sous=chef at the local YMCA.

^beat me in a ram's piss guzzling contest

^Trips the light fantastic... then laughs at it after it hits the ground...

Suicide is almost always worst than whatever alternatives there are to it. There's no turning back from sucide and the aftermath on one's family is devestating. But the question is: does someone have a right to make such a decision nonetheless? That gets in to a very dicey area.... many things come...

^has beautiful long, flowing, plaid hair

^rides a pantomime horse to work

EarthRise wrote:^ chases rabbits with golf clubs in his spare time

Same could be said of yours.....



^invented a nuclear powered undershirt

^has a job

^Emits a shower of light blue sparks from his fingertips when frightened

^has a bionic pancreas

^owns an autographed pair of sparkle encrusted shorts from when he worked on Richard Simmon's Sweatin' To The Oldies videos.

^sold the Queen Mother some bad mushrooms and accidentally caused the invasion of the Falkland Islands

^only wears shoes to impress his dentist

^is dating Yoda because she likes to feel tall

^is magically delicious