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by JustGuess
Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism in schools
Replies: 9
Views: 5261

First of all I want to say I find that incredibly disgusting. This along with allowing homeopathy to not need proper labeling makes me feel incredibly sad for my fellow Pastafarians over in the UK. In the mean time here's an idea. If a they try to teach ID/Creationism in science class, just pack you...
by JustGuess
Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:57 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Kansas Leglislators strikes another blow!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 7455

Sparrow: You'll never take me alive Kansas! You can't stop me from developing better aerodynamic properties!

*BANG*

Yokel: That'll show em.
by JustGuess
Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:53 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 3956333

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
by JustGuess
Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:52 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: elite fighting unit to be sent to iraq
Replies: 3
Views: 2434

Thank Allah, finally some progress can be made.
by JustGuess
Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism in schools
Replies: 9
Views: 5261

If that doesn't work, and if you have some money to spend, you could always buy a copy. Maybe get two and donate one to the school. Not an ideal solution admittedly.
by JustGuess
Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Chuck Norris Game!
Replies: 199
Views: 96970

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he's not exercising, he's pushing the Earth out of the way of an oncoming asteroid. Chuck Norris can run fast enough to circumnavigate the globe and punch himself in the back of the head. When Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee faught in Return of the Dragon, they were both c...
by JustGuess
Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:31 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Being created in his image
Replies: 7
Views: 4609

Superstrings and DNA, the most basic components of matter, energy, and life are both noodley in nature. This is a sign of Flying Spaghetti Monsters will and awesome power.

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by JustGuess
Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:57 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why are we mocked so?
Replies: 23
Views: 12883

Islam is scary, Christianity is just silly. In all seriousness my main critisism about Islam is that Muhammad wasn't so much a religious leader as he was a very successful cult leader who gained power as much with warfare as he did through willing converts.
by JustGuess
Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3665474

Hey guys, what's goin' on in this thread? :o
by JustGuess
Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why are we mocked so?
Replies: 23
Views: 12883

Do the same to them, point out how ridiculous their own god is. Then walk away laughing hysterically. It's very easy to mock and misrepresent their religion right back at them. Take Christianity as the obvious example, the resurrection specifically. Jesus came back from the dead, and Christians wor...
by JustGuess
Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: I Need a Cool Pirate Name...Arrrrrrgggh!
Replies: 4
Views: 3542

Mmmmm, on 4chan it was. Work safe the site is not.

My avatar, possible proof of machine evolution through reproduction? :twisted:
by JustGuess
Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:44 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: I Need a Cool Pirate Name...Arrrrrrgggh!
Replies: 4
Views: 3542

You be Naminori, the Screeching Parakeet, Scourge of the Seven Seas! YARRRR!
by JustGuess
Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:35 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Fellowship of Pastafarian Scholars
Replies: 3
Views: 5853

While it is probably too late to reply, I would say respect your pirat heritage and go with something like Captain or Buccaneer. :fsm_yarr:

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