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by ken worley
Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5357
Views: 775168

Re: Word of the Day

Peudoeudamania (soo-doh-yoo-da-man-ee-ah) n.-False sense of confidence orpotency resulting from: A. Too much alcohol B. Too much adolescent music C. Having ass kissed by people who want something, while they ply you with alcohol and music pseudovoodoostainia- (soo-doh-voo-doo-stayn-ee-ah) n. The fal...
by ken worley
Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:11 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
Replies: 178
Views: 89809

Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

In an area where buskers, human statues, and other street performers congregate to annoy passersby... Late at night, quickly build an absolutely soundproof plexiglass box, 10' x 10' x 10'. Kidnap a mime, and place him inside the sealed box, before dawn. Come back every couple of days to see whether ...
by ken worley
Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:16 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: "That's What She Said"
Replies: 974
Views: 235833

Re: "That's What She Said"

"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families." A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together. "....you gotta tas' ya lotta ch...
by ken worley
Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:56 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 214262

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

pieces of two

SGPseeksSCB

Two-Patches the All-seeing.

Tres-Peg the Surly

Rum-Weaned, no.16

K-Pole-Liened, Boned-Up-Are-It

Overcooked Linguini Rising

Tyscral Sowerbox
by ken worley
Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:36 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: "That's What She Said"
Replies: 974
Views: 235833

Re: "That's What She Said"

But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies. A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat....
by ken worley
Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:48 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Silly Names
Replies: 17
Views: 8028

Re: Silly Names

American stock-car driver named Dick Trickle .... Suspect hospital-waiting-room cronies and alcohol was involved. Nelly Furtado, whose name isn't funny to me intrinsically, but amuses(me) for the implication of her parents' absolute lack of foresight. Did they fail to notice(as every schoolmate from...
by ken worley
Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:02 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: "That's What She Said"
Replies: 974
Views: 235833

Re: "That's What She Said"

I want my Two Dollars! The incessant spittle-spraying bellow of the stained hobo who'd (against your repeated protests)- haphazardly smeared at your car's windshield with a gallon jar of muddy ditchwater and a grime-encrusted sweatsock. (Which,BTW, he never removed from his foot, displaying surpris...
by ken worley
Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:44 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?
Replies: 52
Views: 23739

Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Uther wrote:So... how come one of the "Village People" was a Pirate?


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All of the 'village people' were pirates...
One of 'em just couldn't afford a costume.
by ken worley
Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:41 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3192
Views: 511955

Re: Did you know?

Did you know that the average industry standard warranty on voodoo dolls and related fetishes is now only 90 days, replacement, for defects in workmanship, materials, and construction only, and that there are "...no guarantees, implied or stated, that the doll will have or effect any supernatur...
by ken worley
Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:08 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Ways That English is Butchered By the Mexicans
Replies: 3
Views: 2157

Ways That English is Butchered By the Mexicans

Here's an idea for a generator, one which I gave breech birth to earlier this evening, and having rigorously experimented to scientifically prove its comedic potential,(see footnote for methodology and citations)-now take the step of making it the basis of a new thread. First, go to a spanish-englis...
by ken worley
Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:20 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2403801

Re: Lies!

pieces o'nine wrote:^ wants to be a head of the other magistrates.




^Forgot that felation almost never happens after the age of forty.

*puts check for $1 envelope and places it in the mail to p.o.n*
by ken worley
Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 4182
Views: 779217

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

That's all very well Ken but are you the one to tell Vinny Jones that he's gay: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44442000/jpg/_44442581_gazza_jone300s.jpg I hope I am not, I mean, in the unlikely event he hasn't already learned, though I have to assume he's not missed blatant evidences such as...
by ken worley
Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 4182
Views: 779217

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

No, THIS V is why many americans think soccer is gay. http://www.funnyearth.com/Photos/Funny_Soccer_Images.jpg http://www.callingfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Funny-Soccer-wallpaper-5-380x309.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UzehNpssqwE/TLs3hd_5QRI/AAAAAAAAAds/N4ZDElb7wu0/s400/funny-soccer.jpg ht...
by ken worley
Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:10 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?
Replies: 52
Views: 23739

Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Gee... touchy ...or maybe even sensitive ?... I hope you don't get thick as thieves , and keelhaul me with your frigate . Or call for your cabinboy(s) to bring your musketflask & cap 'n' ball pistol . BTW, the last time I saw anyone so obsessed with "Davy Jones' Locker", it was an acne...

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