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by hplrules
Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:36 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ drooled a little over his lip watching the invisible pink unicorn as it confiscated the horn for her own pleasure.

Note: ^ can see invisible objects, and also assign them a tint.
by hplrules
Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:29 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Piratical Yuletide Toasting/ Lowtide Curse-slinging
Replies: 7
Views: 4584

Arrr!!!

May ye save the weavils in yer bread only ta 'ave th' trickly little devils talk ya 'nta a mutiny tha' gets ya towed ta a small spit o' land, and made guv'nor o' weavil isle... :fsm_yarr:
by hplrules
Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Mango's anchor.

(3rd and 4th down in the SNL section: http://www.walkenclips.com/ )
by hplrules
Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:49 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Ricardo Montalbon's lovechild.
by hplrules
Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:36 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Is having a slow week (his pimp died).
by hplrules
Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

ken worley wrote:^ Won't leave house unless enrobed in milk chocolate.
This is, in fact, a lie. The truth is, it's dark chocolate. I'm a Mounds bar all the way...

^ Is allergic to the moon. Takes a battery operated full-spectrum growlight with him on lunar nights to combat the effects.
by hplrules
Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:30 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Dark-sider, in the fundamental sense.
by hplrules
Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Mixes ^^ into his morning coffee, with yak's milk.
by hplrules
Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Nothing wrong with this bloke, 'cept perhaps that his god's name is "Reinheitsgebot".
by hplrules
Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ His underpants are planning a coup rebellion tomorrow. They will become cannibalistic and consume his genitals.
by hplrules
Fri May 25, 2007 7:12 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Drinks rice and corn-malted beer. :roll:
by hplrules
Fri May 25, 2007 6:22 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Joined this forum on my birthday. :shellfish:
by hplrules
Thu May 24, 2007 10:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

When ^ was young, his parents had a quicksandbox in the backyard. He was an only child... eventually.
by hplrules
Thu May 24, 2007 6:02 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Cannot see bamboo. Got beat to a pulp training in Kendo, and thinks that Chinese scaffolders are wizards.
by hplrules
Tue May 22, 2007 10:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2537830

^ Is living in grave and dire trepidation of facing off, and thus squaring off, with his young nephew, whom he has not even the courage to name.

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