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by Al the Killer
Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The coffee mountain
Replies: 18
Views: 10976

The coffee mountain

Pastafarian heaven is regarded by all pastafarians as a paradise, but what most down know is that there are also darker parts of the heaven. Beyond the larger part of pastafarian heaven, with its beer volcano and stripper factory, beyond the boiling pots and spaghetti fields lies the dark and toweri...
by Al the Killer
Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:18 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FRC the son of FSM
Replies: 16
Views: 8657

ken worley wrote:Yeah, the closest we got is the Antipasto, which is a platter of veggies.

Not exactly evil, but not fit for a main course, either.
(can also give you gas.....scary.....)


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be afraid.
by Al the Killer
Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FRC the son of FSM
Replies: 16
Views: 8657

I say, the FRC thing might well be an illusion created by the Evil One, whatever he's called. Anything other than the one true spaghetti should be treated with suspicion and skepticism. Pastafarianism does not have a "devil", because it is good enough to have :fsm_float:. Duke There have ...
by Al the Killer
Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pirates vs Ninjas
Replies: 50
Views: 20755

I picked vikings. They are like super pirates.
by Al the Killer
Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:07 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Brown Green or Plain
Replies: 15
Views: 8576

theallpowerful wrote:
EarthRise wrote:You could be naked whilst eating said pasta; the FSM cares not.


Let's not take this too far... that ain't a pretty sight... :(


He also cares not how ugly you are. He'll probably be drunk, so you'll look good to him anyway. :fsm_rock:
by Al the Killer
Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: to-the-bone Atheist turned Pastafarian!
Replies: 33
Views: 15566

Re: to-the-bone Atheist turned Pastafarian!

Fellow Pastafarians, it is with great pride that i today, announce myself to be a swift believer in the FSM. I have since grasping the concept of god been a Atheist to the bone. When i heard about the Spaghetti Monster first i was very sceptic but as i looked into it more i found that the legacy of...
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:54 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 100072

Thou shalt not say ARRRRR just for the sake of it. Thou shalt say it with feeling.

Thou shalt not overcook thy noodles, for they get all mooshy and its just not cool.
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Census
Replies: 3
Views: 2403

Pirates > Jedi. :pirate_fish:
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:43 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Suicide?
Replies: 35
Views: 19030

FSM probably looks down on it.
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:41 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Sad Day. One of Our Beloved Saints Has Died
Replies: 9
Views: 5466

We should all hold up our little cups in his honor.
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:34 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Alfredo and Fettuccine
Replies: 5
Views: 5719

Alfredo and Fettuccine

Alfredo was a talented chef who fell in love with a stunning woman named fettuccine. Fettuccine, wanting to please the great FSM, became a pirate and left Alfredo for months. Eventually, Alfredo recieved a message from the almighty FSM saying that Fettuccine had died at sea and was now with the othe...
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:20 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Another (?) proof of the FSM
Replies: 9
Views: 9235

:fsm_float: <----- protein?

Hmm, interesting.
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:17 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: A new keyboard for pirates
Replies: 18
Views: 19686

OMFSM, I need one!
by Al the Killer
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7924
Views: 3079512

Yay, I found the first post place! Anyway..., Hi, I'm Al.

:worship: :fsm_float:

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