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by arthurchappell
Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: how to get to heaven
Replies: 16
Views: 8490

Hell is the other location - just rub the man running Heaven up the wrong way and you go to the other place - rubbing him up the wrong way is easy as he lacks a sense of humour and lacks patience - not saying bless you after a sneeze, or thanking him for the food your family worked to earn might do ...
by arthurchappell
Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 637394

half-man - half chumbucket - and not quite bright enough to be a half-wit - more like a third of one - May ya get woodworm in your wooden leg, yer landlubber
by arthurchappell
Mon May 14, 2007 9:46 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Two World FSM firsts in the UK
Replies: 4
Views: 4554

It was great fun to meet so many fellow Pastafari pirates - yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, whisky, beer, meths, etc.... Arrr-thur xxx
by arthurchappell
Thu May 10, 2007 7:20 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: OFFICIAL FORUM FOR 12TH MAY LONDON MEETUP-NOTE SLIGHT CHANGE
Replies: 24
Views: 19363

Occum asked who is coming from Manchester - I will be there
by arthurchappell
Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:47 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Pasta and antepasta
Replies: 2
Views: 3916

Pasta and antepasta

There is such a food as ante-pasta - is this like Anti-matter - dare you mix pasta and ante-pasta? Will it blow up your kitchen? I like the idea of an edible God - Jesus fed himself to his followers at the last supper but only symbolically - we actually get to eat Spaghetti, tinned, fresh, in string...
by arthurchappell
Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM and pirates on myspace
Replies: 0
Views: 1655

FSM and pirates on myspace

Looked up various FSM and Pirate pages on Myspace where we are flourishing http://www.myspace.com/56954240 is my own page - feel free to join my friends list there if you wish. best wishes, Arrr-thur Chappell.
by arthurchappell
Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:38 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Attention UK Pastafari!
Replies: 6
Views: 3189

I'm all for a Manchester gathering
by arthurchappell
Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:11 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 250
Views: 200856

Chopper wrote:Arrr.. A Pastafarian from Warrington here.

Are there any UK gatherings planned? I'll get me cutlass sharpened!


i'd be up for it if there is.
by arthurchappell
Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:12 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: pastafarianism and my space
Replies: 0
Views: 1785

pastafarianism and my space

I wonder how many FSM pages are on My Space My own My Space Page http://www.myspace.com/56954240 Feel free to look in. AC
by arthurchappell
Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:45 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 250
Views: 200856

Cuddly_Carpy wrote:Manchester scares me....
scares me too and i live here - seriously it's not so bad - face your fears - head to manchester - bring spagetthi for luck and lunch
by arthurchappell
Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:23 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 250
Views: 200856

I do be a Manchester England based devotee of The Noodelidge - http://www.arthurchappell.clara.net/con ... hester.htm - greetings brethren
by arthurchappell
Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:00 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3143342

Well, I have never officially believed in a God, or The God, but now, I'm putting my life toward worshiping His Noodley Appendage. :fsm: All Hail FSM. Prise the lard brother - prize the lard - "for verily there shall come a tin, and the number on the tin shall be 57 - The Book of Heinz" K...
by arthurchappell
Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:53 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3143342

flaff wrote:here is my first post.
Good to see you have mastered the art of minimalism with your first post here - my first post was delivered in 1962. AC http://www.arthurchappell.clara.net/con ... -pages.htm
by arthurchappell
Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How does FSM feel about Cthulhu?
Replies: 19
Views: 16300

Wow, Kool Aid, my favourite lol - To think I almost went for the Ravioli monster instead
by arthurchappell
Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:01 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3143342

Nonsense! In fact, if you have read the Gospel, the FSM actually encourages the eating of spaghetti. It is one of the highest forms of worship, right behind drinking massive quantities of beer.[/quote]

Halleluliah Brother - Halleluliah!!!!

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