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by sassy/shady
Sun May 20, 2007 9:55 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Rubbish pirate jokes
Replies: 5
Views: 6115

Which gas do pirates use in their lightbulbs?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgon

What do pirates like to study at university (other than plunderin')?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrchitechture

Which state has the largest pirate population?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrkansas
by sassy/shady
Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Car Emblem Works!
Replies: 18
Views: 16049

Why not just drive around in one of these?


Maintenance costs, mostly.
by sassy/shady
Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:36 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1998885

My best friend is a dentist. He got me hooked.

The person below me is a one-man Kiss tribute band.
by sassy/shady
Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3669078

Damn you with your correct spelling! Never mind, I reclaim the last post.
by sassy/shady
Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:20 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Name Generator
Replies: 109
Views: 52164

Calico Morgan Flint. Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
by sassy/shady
Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:39 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3669078

Well, neither seeing as I now have the last past! <insert evil laughter>
by sassy/shady
Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:17 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Funny Story
Replies: 44
Views: 38512

I'm a "she" by the way. Anyway, I don't think they'd know about the stripper factory question. Apparently if you're a Mormon you can't drink coffee (only found this out today) or alcohol, so I'll never be welcomed with open arms anyway due to my caffeine habit and affinity for Tia Maria. I...
by sassy/shady
Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:52 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3669078

Do your worst.

Last Post
by sassy/shady
Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3669078

I have nothing witty or interesting to say... but Last Post.
by sassy/shady
Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:15 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Funny Story
Replies: 44
Views: 38512

Unfortunately she failed to do so, instead choosing to ignore the question, which indicated to me she wasn't taking the discussion totally seriously. I am going to her baptism soon - perhaps someone at her church will able to provide me with an answer.
by sassy/shady
Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:40 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Funny Story
Replies: 44
Views: 38512

One of my friends is a Mormon. I asked her why she believed what she did and not in other versions of Christianity. She said "Because we have a living prophet". I proceeded to explain that Pastafarianism has a living prophet. She then said that Mormonism encompassed so many elements that o...
by sassy/shady
Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:18 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3052317

Hi, I'm 18 and from England. I first learned about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His noodly goodness from my brother a few months. Most of the people I know are Christian and I sometimes get tired of being in the minority, so I decided to join and discuss issues with like-minded people. I hope to...

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