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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:55 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Holy Land?
Replies: 3
Views: 98

Re: The Holy Land?

I'd always assumed if there was a Holy Land at all, that it would be the Federated States of Micronesia. After all the initials are right

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by Cardinal Fang
Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:13 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3062781

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

It costs....

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

(Sorry, I was channelling Dr Evil for a minute).

Nah - no quiz or donations. We're not Scientologist

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:59 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3062781

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Spanner head

I can confirm that the FSM is the one true spag-deity.

It says so in the Gospel of the FSM, so it must be true.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:18 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ordination Cards.
Replies: 4
Views: 266

Re: Ordination Cards.

That sounds a little long. Try contacting our prophet Bobby H - details via http://www.venganza.org/about/contact-me/. As he's also busy being a prophet, it can take a couple days sometimes for him to reply.

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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:14 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3062781

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome vvn.

Would like pudding?

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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:55 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3062781

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome KinoThe3rd

There be badgers on the foredeck.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:17 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 18
Views: 32078

Re: Welcome

The 1st post thread is here: http://forum.venganza.org/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=3677

Please make your way there and introduce yourself.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)
Replies: 2
Views: 693

Re: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)

Don't know about the FSM, but my favourites are Innis and Gunn Rum Cask matured rum, and Swordfish (Wadworth ale blended with Pusser's Rum).

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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Adjust weekly holidays by country?
Replies: 3
Views: 272

Re: Adjust weekly holidays by country?

Fortunately one of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so if someone wants to shift a holiday, there's no penalty.

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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Prenomials for pastfarian ministers
Replies: 2
Views: 274

Re: Prenomials for pastfarian ministers

There's a small problem in that there is no set name for an ordained Pastafarian individual. We've seen "monistor" "Pasta" "Ministroni" and so on. As the ordained are free to choose their own titles (in line with the loose moral standards tenet that allows all manner of...
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:50 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3062781

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Sturgis and Purple Lil

*Boing*

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by Cardinal Fang
Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:59 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon
Replies: 20
Views: 3118

Re: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon

Well considering Eric's "relative" has been good enough to post contact details, the Council of the Olive Garden has somewhere to send a "cease and desist" message to.

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by Cardinal Fang
Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:22 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3062781

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Olliekennedy

Look out for the attack slugs, ignore Neff Yoo, and pudding is served in an hour

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:20 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: A theme for the Israeli FSM Church.
Replies: 1
Views: 750

Re: A theme for the Israeli FSM Church.

Yay. Good job

Me like

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