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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090383

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so other complex carbohydrates are not sinful. Regarding funerals, there was a thread for suggestions for Pastafarian Monisters , but I don't think there were any submissions actually in it. There is also 2 threads with suggested ...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Has venganza fallen out with the German branch of the Church? Updated
Replies: 4
Views: 271

Re: Has venganza fallen out with the German branch of the Church? Updated

The only falling out this board has ever had is with a certain individual who shan't be named who keeps trying to steal the Loose Canon and make a quick buck for himself. I think excluding any grouping, whether it be web based, nationality based, or anything else, on the basis of "has no place ...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090383

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so there are no hard and fast rules. If you want to wear a sieve, that's fine

(Oh and welcome)

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:32 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quirks
Replies: 8
Views: 888

Re: Quirks

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I cannot tolerate a tangled telephone cord.


Oooh snap.

Thought it was just me

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:27 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090383

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome aboard Nooodles.

Ignore Neff Yoo

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ordination Cards.
Replies: 6
Views: 580

Re: Ordination Cards.

Woo hoo!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:55 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Holy Land?
Replies: 4
Views: 671

Re: The Holy Land?

I'd always assumed if there was a Holy Land at all, that it would be the Federated States of Micronesia. After all the initials are right

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:13 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090383

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

It costs....

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

(Sorry, I was channelling Dr Evil for a minute).

Nah - no quiz or donations. We're not Scientologist

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:59 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090383

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Spanner head

I can confirm that the FSM is the one true spag-deity.

It says so in the Gospel of the FSM, so it must be true.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:18 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ordination Cards.
Replies: 6
Views: 580

Re: Ordination Cards.

That sounds a little long. Try contacting our prophet Bobby H - details via http://www.venganza.org/about/contact-me/. As he's also busy being a prophet, it can take a couple days sometimes for him to reply.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:14 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090383

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome vvn.

Would like pudding?

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:55 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090383

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome KinoThe3rd

There be badgers on the foredeck.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:17 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 18
Views: 32984

Re: Welcome

The 1st post thread is here: http://forum.venganza.org/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=3677

Please make your way there and introduce yourself.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)
Replies: 2
Views: 769

Re: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)

Don't know about the FSM, but my favourites are Innis and Gunn Rum Cask matured rum, and Swordfish (Wadworth ale blended with Pusser's Rum).

CF

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