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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:53 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 43
Views: 41484

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

Letter to people from Cardinal Fang 1. Thus it came to pass that people started arguing and bickering about the sex of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, suggesting that the imposition of a male gender was demeaning to women, and other people disagreeing with rude words. 2. Thus did Cardinal Fang write ...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1428
Views: 335840

Re: Did you hear who died?

Kitty Lux, ex-punk and co-founder of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Cartoon Of The Day...
Replies: 3348
Views: 672266

Re: Cartoon Of The Day...

AFTERGLOW wrote:Ahoy mates, somebody pleez say something to let me know I am still alive............. :lol:


No - but we'll see if Nef Yoo turns up later to help

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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 115

Re: The Question of Sauces

It's worth remembering that in Italy, one of the most prized varieties of tomato for use in cooking (San Marzano) are specifically grown to be canned. In this neck of the woods, fresh tomatoes from the supermarket are not grown for flavour, and are pretty rubbish for cooking with. Unless I've got th...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:08 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 115

Re: The Question of Sauces

One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards. Therefore you're not going to get damned if you use canned sauce, or whether you use fresh. It's entirely up to you.

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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:24 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1428
Views: 335840

Re: Did you hear who died?

Roy Hunter wrote:
Is he... Bodger and Badger bloke?

Damn...

He wasn't half as annoying as the rest of them.


That's the one.

For those who never knew Bodger and Badger: https://youtu.be/uNV7beaAghQ

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by Cardinal Fang
Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:49 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7854
Views: 2995468

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome xkaes

Would you like some pudding? Because Neff Yoo has eaten it all

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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: A trip to the DMV....
Replies: 1
Views: 303

Re: A trip to the DMV....

:worship: :worship: :worship:

Good job

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(P.S. The reason there aren't any colander smilies is because colander wearing is a fairly recent addition to the Pastfarian rites. The smilies predate that)
by Cardinal Fang
Wed May 17, 2017 6:52 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7854
Views: 2995468

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Charles.

Splice the mainbrace and prepare to be sponned

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by Cardinal Fang
Sun May 14, 2017 12:42 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Recipe ideas needed
Replies: 4
Views: 294

Re: Recipe ideas needed

Specific recipes would be fab

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by Cardinal Fang
Fri May 12, 2017 9:28 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Recipe ideas needed
Replies: 4
Views: 294

Recipe ideas needed

So My Mum needs a new kidney. I'm happy to give her one of mine, but doctors say they won't do the surgery until I shed some weight. Thing is that after a couple weeks of diet food, I'm getting pretty bored of the low calorie recipes I know (hey - there's a reason I got some pounds on me. I don't co...
by Cardinal Fang
Thu May 04, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7854
Views: 2995468

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome TheSearch and Ember_the_Awesome

Eat lots of pudding, don't step on the attack slugs, and ignore Neff Yoo

CF

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