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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)
Replies: 1
Views: 17

Re: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)

Don't know about the FSM, but my favourites are Innis and Gunn Rum Cask matured rum, and Swordfish (Wadworth ale blended with Pusser's Rum).

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Adjust weekly holidays by country?
Replies: 3
Views: 74

Re: Adjust weekly holidays by country?

Fortunately one of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so if someone wants to shift a holiday, there's no penalty.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Prenomials for pastfarian ministers
Replies: 1
Views: 51

Re: Prenomials for pastfarian ministers

There's a small problem in that there is no set name for an ordained Pastafarian individual. We've seen "monistor" "Pasta" "Ministroni" and so on. As the ordained are free to choose their own titles (in line with the loose moral standards tenet that allows all manner of...
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:50 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7874
Views: 3019075

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Sturgis and Purple Lil

*Boing*

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:59 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon
Replies: 18
Views: 1617

Re: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon

Well considering Eric's "relative" has been good enough to post contact details, the Council of the Olive Garden has somewhere to send a "cease and desist" message to.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:22 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7874
Views: 3019075

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Olliekennedy

Look out for the attack slugs, ignore Neff Yoo, and pudding is served in an hour

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:20 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: A theme for the Israeli FSM Church.
Replies: 1
Views: 257

Re: A theme for the Israeli FSM Church.

Yay. Good job

Me like

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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:17 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7874
Views: 3019075

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Matt

Heave to and prepare to be sponned.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:23 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1437
Views: 341144

Re: Did you hear who died?

One of the highlights of reading New Scientist magazine, Daedalus, died some weeks ago.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Official Cocktail Needed
Replies: 8
Views: 290

Re: Official Cocktail Needed

As pirates are sacred to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I would have thought the beverage of choice would be rum. Just rum. But if you want cocktail suggestions, then I'm immediately going to break one of your rules because my choice would be to start off with Innis & Gunn Rum finished beer (beer...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:53 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 43
Views: 42565

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

Letter to people from Cardinal Fang 1. Thus it came to pass that people started arguing and bickering about the sex of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, suggesting that the imposition of a male gender was demeaning to women, and other people disagreeing with rude words. 2. Thus did Cardinal Fang write ...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1437
Views: 341144

Re: Did you hear who died?

Kitty Lux, ex-punk and co-founder of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Cartoon Of The Day...
Replies: 3374
Views: 684167

Re: Cartoon Of The Day...

AFTERGLOW wrote:Ahoy mates, somebody pleez say something to let me know I am still alive............. :lol:


No - but we'll see if Nef Yoo turns up later to help

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 275

Re: The Question of Sauces

It's worth remembering that in Italy, one of the most prized varieties of tomato for use in cooking (San Marzano) are specifically grown to be canned. In this neck of the woods, fresh tomatoes from the supermarket are not grown for flavour, and are pretty rubbish for cooking with. Unless I've got th...

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