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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:29 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why I am Here
Replies: 5
Views: 500

Re: Why I am Here

I like your attitude.

We look forward to developments.

And don't worry about thinking you don't know enough about Pastafarianism. Do what the rest of us do and wing it

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:26 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 48
Views: 45956

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

Letter to people from Cardinal Fang 1. Thus it came to pass that people started arguing and bickering about the sex of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, suggesting that the imposition of a male gender was demeaning to women, and other people disagreeing with rude words. 2. Thus did Cardinal Fang write ...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:52 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3125061

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Jay

It's nice to meet a real person. Not all of us are

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon
Replies: 23
Views: 4635

Re: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon

What a pity. The Lulu one has been taken down

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:51 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3125061

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Capn Dandy

Splice the mainbrace and prepare to be sponned

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3125061

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so other complex carbohydrates are not sinful. Regarding funerals, there was a thread for suggestions for Pastafarian Monisters , but I don't think there were any submissions actually in it. There is also 2 threads with suggested ...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Has venganza fallen out with the German branch of the Church? Updated
Replies: 12
Views: 1360

Re: Has venganza fallen out with the German branch of the Church? Updated

The only falling out this board has ever had is with a certain individual who shan't be named who keeps trying to steal the Loose Canon and make a quick buck for himself. I think excluding any grouping, whether it be web based, nationality based, or anything else, on the basis of "has no place ...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3125061

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so there are no hard and fast rules. If you want to wear a sieve, that's fine

(Oh and welcome)

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:32 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quirks
Replies: 8
Views: 1224

Re: Quirks

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I cannot tolerate a tangled telephone cord.


Oooh snap.

Thought it was just me

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:27 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3125061

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome aboard Nooodles.

Ignore Neff Yoo

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ordination Cards.
Replies: 6
Views: 937

Re: Ordination Cards.

Woo hoo!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

CF

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