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by Stockwell Day
Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:26 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Bumpin' Uglies: the world's most unwatchable porn...
Replies: 44
Views: 21993

George Bush and Vladimir Putin. In Vietnamese dresses.

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by Stockwell Day
Thu May 24, 2007 4:49 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: To anyone who is living or has ever lived in England
Replies: 110
Views: 69843

I've just discovered a restaurant in my city that serves Deep-fried Ice Cream. How cool is that?
by Stockwell Day
Sat May 12, 2007 9:00 am
Forum: Food
Topic: SPAM
Replies: 12
Views: 9168

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

I personally find spam to be quite vile. It's far too salty and tastes like I'm eating a block of lard.
by Stockwell Day
Fri May 11, 2007 11:14 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Canadian Pastafarians Unite!
Replies: 255
Views: 199494

I'm from Halifax, Nova Scotia. If you guys want I can make a Frappr map.
by Stockwell Day
Wed May 09, 2007 9:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian wedding ceremony
Replies: 4
Views: 3279

Pirate regalia and pirate speech is a must. For example:

"Arr matey, d'ye take this fine lass ta be yer one'n'only wench?"
"Aye!"

If you could get a midget as your minister it'd be best. For the reception, you can serve spaghetti, ramen and lots of beer/rum.
by Stockwell Day
Wed May 09, 2007 8:31 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian calendar
Replies: 5
Views: 3876

Don't forget International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
by Stockwell Day
Wed May 09, 2007 8:24 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: It's time to register the religion of FSM in Finland
Replies: 2
Views: 3187

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism isn't a real religion. 'Nuff said.
by Stockwell Day
Wed May 09, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Is this true about the US?
Replies: 43
Views: 18239

That's not true, it's a stereotype. Roughly 25% of Americans are evangelical Christians (So about 80 million- a huge number but it's a minority). Most of the evangelicals live in the southern states, what is sometimes referred to as the "Bible Belt". Don't let the crazies fool you though, ...
by Stockwell Day
Wed May 09, 2007 4:55 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: To anyone who is living or has ever lived in England
Replies: 110
Views: 69843

I feel the need to throw in something Canadian here. You all must try poutine- the most heart-clogging meal to ever sustain a lumberjack. A poutine consists of French Fries, somethered in gravy then topped with mounds of cheese curds. http://www.kazmaslanka.com/montreal/poutine.JPG Mmm. Dying early ...
by Stockwell Day
Wed May 09, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Beyond the FSM: Ninja+Pirate? Coexistance?
Replies: 34
Views: 16392

Ninja pirates exist, but they're quite unstable and kill pretty much everything that mentions them. In fact, you have only minutes left to live. I'd commit Seppuku before they can get to you, it's a much better way to go.


Here's an aricle on them:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja_pirate
by Stockwell Day
Wed May 09, 2007 1:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Is Maddox a pirate?
Replies: 7
Views: 4507

He only made one comic (called The Best Comic Book in the Universe), and you can buy it from his store. I've never read it, but it must surely be awesome. His real book, The Alphabet of Manliness, is just fantastic.
by Stockwell Day
Tue May 08, 2007 9:40 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Is Maddox a pirate?
Replies: 7
Views: 4507

This is Maddox.

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For more awesomeness, visit his website: www.maddox.xmission.com
by Stockwell Day
Tue May 01, 2007 7:38 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3064092

Thanks for the warm welcome guys. :D

Obviously I'm not Stockwell Day, nor will I be keeping up this silly "roleplay." I'm actually a 17-year old Haligonian who has been touched by His Noodly Appendage and wants to learn more about the great FSM. Pasta be with you all.

RAmen
by Stockwell Day
Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:04 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3064092

I am the Canadian Conservative Minister of Public Safety. Under the Harper government, we have delivered on our promises to cut funding to women's groups, propose re-opening the same-sex marriage debate, and saved our nation from the evil secular socialist scheme of Kyoto. When I go home every day a...
by Stockwell Day
Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:41 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3064092

You heathens are crazy! How can you believe in something silly like a flying spaghetti monster? Case this Blasphemy or the Lord shall rain fire on you and dragons shall emerge from their lairs!

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