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by PastaMyBedtime
Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:50 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Halloweening the Kiddies
Replies: 8
Views: 3882

Halloweening the Kiddies

Halloween. It's always a challenge for the neighbourhood. What to do? The kids are all wise to us. Each year they get smarter and it gets harder and harder to fool them. Last year, the hi-voltage line connected to the doorbell only got the postman... poor Freddie, we miss him. He only got most of th...
by PastaMyBedtime
Wed May 30, 2007 9:25 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: VERY IMPORTANT FSM INFO ALL BELIVERS MUST READ
Replies: 39
Views: 27635

EarthRise wrote:We all know the Constitution well enough, thank you. Now do you have something of substance?

Or shall we assume this is a weak attempt at a trolling?


Seems to have worked well :)
by PastaMyBedtime
Wed May 16, 2007 7:27 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: His Noodly Appendages manifested...
Replies: 0
Views: 3021

His Noodly Appendages manifested...

Yea, tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of His wing, I shall fear no phosphoretic excrescences, for His moustache and hair doth enfold and protect me and my aircraft... http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/13.jpg Who can deny that this is He who filleth the bowl of sustenance a...
by PastaMyBedtime
Tue May 15, 2007 10:33 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: CONTEST! WRITE A SONG!
Replies: 3
Views: 4408

'C'mon. Mate! It's two feckin' weeks now.... how about postin' the lyrics so we can see if they glorify His Noodliness sufficiently! Let us snipe (and perhaps improve) upon your posey!

His Alfredo be with thee forever for the attempt!


rAmen
by PastaMyBedtime
Tue May 15, 2007 10:29 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Would somebody mind answering a few questions?
Replies: 63
Views: 53804

This is blasphemy. You should all get lives. Not so, O "Guest" (if that's even your REAL name!): For in that we of the Pastafarian persuasion do not accept the term "blasphemy", even thine own perjorative and highy suspect utterances do condemn thee out of thine own mouf', sucka...
by PastaMyBedtime
Sun May 13, 2007 8:37 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Warning about the FSM Kiwi Motivation test pg47/48
Replies: 9
Views: 16345

A most well-considered question and even more (and usually) well-written response by the "Agency"... I shall therefor refrain from testing this particular theorem and simply accept as a point of Faith that the Kiwi CAN fly (when it wants to) as well as other avian forms. Others accept far ...
by PastaMyBedtime
Sat May 12, 2007 9:16 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7959
Views: 3110460

Glabrous and glutinious greetings gladly given!

Yea, tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of His wing, I shall fear no phosphoretic excrescences, for His moustache and hair doth enfold and protect me and my aircraft... http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/13.jpg Who can deny that this is He who filleth the bowl of sustenance an...
by PastaMyBedtime
Fri May 11, 2007 10:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 325854

I keep telling people that I'm gonna CHANGE my birthday.... it's Sept. 11th.

Whatta bummer. Worse than Dec. 25th!
by PastaMyBedtime
Fri May 11, 2007 10:22 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7959
Views: 3110460

Repentance and forgiveness!

Yea, I had sinned, but the Itty Bitty hath conveyed unto me the forgivness of His Noodliness! Now I am permitted to join you in Noodliniosity and Disparagemental Brotherhood, for I have a PICTURE of Him as he guarded a plane in Afghanistan! Yea, verily, He made an appearance in the skies, and as soo...

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