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by dryphtyr
Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Competing Deity
Replies: 0
Views: 1758

Competing Deity

I live in the American South, aka "The Bible Belt". The people here love their churches & they seem to love making up names for them even more. I saw a flyer yesterday for "The Church of the Holy Comforter". I couldn't help but laugh. Do they have to carry knitting needles wi...
by dryphtyr
Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:08 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Low Carb Diet
Replies: 4
Views: 4526

Re: Low Carb Diet

That makes me feel better. I try & keep the lowest moral standards I legally can. As to your PS, I understand the potential pitfalls of the regime & I appreciate the concern. I am very well researched on the subject & I'm doing it safely & closely monitored by my doctor. I definitely...
by dryphtyr
Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:06 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Low Carb Diet
Replies: 4
Views: 4526

Low Carb Diet

I searched unsuccessfully for info on this subject. I am a pastafarian of some extra girth. I've had some success by cutting out most carbs in my diet. Do you guys think He would be understanding of this? I only do this to improve my health so that I may spread His Word to the non-believers for a lo...
by dryphtyr
Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?
Replies: 137
Views: 71657

Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM

For the record, I absolutely believe in the FSM. He touches me with his noodly appendage every day. Sometimes he touches me inappropriately. Oh sweet marinara of omnipotence, you inspire me to spread your word to these heathens of the American South. The poor lost souls who pray to the long haired h...

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