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I live in the American South, aka "The Bible Belt". The people here love their churches & they seem to love making up names for them even more. I saw a flyer yesterday for "The Church of the Holy Comforter". I couldn't help but laugh. Do they have to carry knitting needles wi...
That makes me feel better. I try & keep the lowest moral standards I legally can. As to your PS, I understand the potential pitfalls of the regime & I appreciate the concern. I am very well researched on the subject & I'm doing it safely & closely monitored by my doctor. I definitely...
I searched unsuccessfully for info on this subject. I am a pastafarian of some extra girth. I've had some success by cutting out most carbs in my diet. Do you guys think He would be understanding of this? I only do this to improve my health so that I may spread His Word to the non-believers for a lo...
- Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:55 pm
- Forum: All Things FSM
- Topic: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?
- Replies: 137
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For the record, I absolutely believe in the FSM. He touches me with his noodly appendage every day. Sometimes he touches me inappropriately. Oh sweet marinara of omnipotence, you inspire me to spread your word to these heathens of the American South. The poor lost souls who pray to the long haired h...
- Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:47 am
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7906
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