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by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:22 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Monister's Handbook submissions - weddings
Replies: 19
Views: 12850

Re: Monister's Handbook submissions - weddings

Ignotum wrote:Wow! Can you post a pic of them? :haha:

Wish I could. Lost all in the last move. *sigh*
by Cap'n Tedward
Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:31 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Monister's Handbook submissions - weddings
Replies: 19
Views: 12850

Re: Monister's Handbook submissions - weddings

Reading this post I had an awesome idea! What if the Church offers official marriage certificates? Actually, anyone can. "official" certificates have to come from the state. They're usually quite dull. However, the ones issues by churches look much more formal but are ultimately all in th...
by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Wedding
Replies: 53
Views: 43844

Re: Pastafarian Wedding

The weird thing about those new laws is that in most cases, the people had the right to refuse service to anyone, so getting a law in place to deny gays was redundant. They could just as easily reserved the right to refuse gays and been done with it. Technically speaking, it wasn't about gays either...
by Cap'n Tedward
Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Wedding
Replies: 53
Views: 43844

Re: Pastafarian Wedding

Actually, the US has a very much "give on to Ceasar what is Ceasars, give onto god what is god's" approach to religion. If you don't want to marry gays in your church, don't. Simple. But when you have a couple's night fundraiser open to the public and a gay couple shows up, you HAVE to tak...
by Cap'n Tedward
Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:50 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 365
Views: 262905

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

On a different board, one of the admins suffered a small stroke and disappeared for a couple weeks. His doctor said that conversing in cyber could be good for his recovery, so he started posting. We thought he had started using L33t speak or something. Took a long time before his sentences started m...
by Cap'n Tedward
Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:46 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Asian FSM
Replies: 7
Views: 4865

Re: Asian FSM

Always the literalist.... :)
by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:53 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Asian FSM
Replies: 7
Views: 4865

Re: Asian FSM

I thought about wontons, but I honestly don't know what they are. Same for potstickers. Shwarma... I know what shwarma is.
by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:41 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Asian FSM
Replies: 7
Views: 4865

Asian FSM

Do Lo Mien noodles count as pasta in the eyes of His Holy Noodiliness?

If so, what would the Asian FSM look like? Lo Mien and Orange chicken?

Would that also mean that Sriracha would count as His Sauce?
by Cap'n Tedward
Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:20 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3049508

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Actually, we have weekends off because of Unions. They happen to contain Sunday because of Christianity. They also contain Saturday because if Judaism, I think. Claiming any moral high ground based on His Noodiliness is gonna be tough, particularly considering the mandate towards loose morals.
by Cap'n Tedward
Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:38 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3049508

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

1) I volunteer as an admin
2) Is it possible to modify the login code to include a couple kinds of Captcha?
by Cap'n Tedward
Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:55 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3049508

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

My first post wasn't here, and I didn't get banned, I just got a warning to post here first (and to RTFM).
by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:11 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3049508

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

*sniff*
I smell pakispam....
by Cap'n Tedward
Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:13 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3049508

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Yeah, I get dozens of people logging into my Wordpress site without posting, commenting, etc. I have to dump a couple hundred every few months
by Cap'n Tedward
Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:33 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3049508

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

that's what the last four guys thought.... :evilgrin:
by Cap'n Tedward
Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:54 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3049508

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Well, in the case of the guy I was responding too, he might have taken his answer and gone home...

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