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by skyweir
Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:50 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 843863

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...thus provin' ther unreliability o' vikings. Consequently...
by skyweir
Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:44 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1753
Views: 284122

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Beneath thy wings
by skyweir
Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:42 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1202
Views: 297722

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

9174- Thou shalt not hide thy light under a bishop.
by skyweir
Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:44 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 619846

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Arrgh Bart, ye frocke coate 'as bin paart o' pyrate fashion fer centuries. Ye' 'r spendin too much tyme by the catwalk an' noo enough by the planke..
by skyweir
Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:14 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 619846

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Arrh, ye be moer loike fashyon deeseingers than pyrates- plunderin' each other ter find the roight threadee.
by skyweir
Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:01 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: RECIPES
Replies: 117
Views: 72117

Re: RECIPES

Made a seafood pasta last night- prawn and scallops (with smoked salmon, as the prawns were not top grade). Mrs S, who's not greatly fond of seafood, reckons it is good. 2 onions, chopped fairly small 3 cloves garlic, crushed in garlic press 2 leeks, chopped medium 200gr bacon, chopped small 1 capsi...
by skyweir
Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:26 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1202
Views: 297722

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

9187- Despite which, though shalt not like cricket; though shalt love it.
by skyweir
Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:16 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 619846

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

T'is nae why ye wouldna- ye'r be too busy rushin' its head to the pot, fer ter poison yer crue.
by skyweir
Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:56 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 1945306

Re: The Your Banned Game

Banned for failing to provide the contact details for a good knorking shop. (Though I hear there may be one in Portsmouth).
by skyweir
Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:46 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 1945306

Re: The Your Banned Game

Banned for being so immersed in knorks you kneed a sknorkel to breathe.
by skyweir
Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:48 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 619846

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Ah, 'tud 'splain whye thee 24 pounder 'as two extra rounds o' ammunytyon. 'Tis chille fo' yer shyppe also? Mebbe yer should count ther rounds fer ther BB gun...


(aye, the breeze her is southerly, suggestin' the cold heart o' the lower latitudes as the culprit)
by skyweir
Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 619846

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Thee tropik 'eat as turned ye daft, Ravi. Yer sweatin'- an' sweatin' the small stuffe, loike thee contents of ye kilte, an' Scottish thaught.
by skyweir
Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 619846

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Arrh, they only dumped me 'caus ye deflated 'em.

Yer lad as sum braynes, preferrin' toastin on ye coast ter chillin on ye 'ill. Ah'd de the sem mesel, but sommon's goot ta keep plunderin.
by skyweir
Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 619846

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Yer shyppe hez a rashun o' ice choklit milk. An' yer wenches be plastik.
by skyweir
Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:49 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1202
Views: 297722

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

9193- Thou shalt curse the Greeks, for their default shall cause a plague of GFC Mark II, thus causing the price of pasta and olives to rise. Verily shalt thou curse them on empty tummies and with oliveless breath.

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