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by Alien Soda Jerk
Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:13 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!
Replies: 60
Views: 28971

Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

I posted the Final FINAL version of The Book of Ravioli. I have re-titled it "The Chef of Star Kitchen Outpost." It is the most recent post on my story's thread. Please use this version if you would!

:fsm_float:
by Alien Soda Jerk
Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:09 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Ravioli
Replies: 9
Views: 7850

Re: The Book of Ravioli

The Chef of Star Kitchen Outpost Chapter 1 1Any pirate worth his salt knows that the stars can be used to tell North and find his way. 2But while those pirates were busy sailing seas, slurping spaghetti, and laying wenches, they did not realize they weren't sailin' solo, as the old Facebook relatio...
by Alien Soda Jerk
Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:00 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Ravioli
Replies: 9
Views: 7850

Re: The Book of Ravioli

Hold on, I'll just paste the whole thing.
by Alien Soda Jerk
Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:57 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Ravioli
Replies: 9
Views: 7850

Re: The Book of Ravioli

Also, I have thought up a new title for this story. It is "The Chef of Star Kitchen Outpost." Please use this title for the Loose Canon.^^

Thank you!
by Alien Soda Jerk
Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Ravioli
Replies: 9
Views: 7850

Re: The Book of Ravioli

The Book of Ravioli Chapter 1 1Any pirate worth his salt knows that the stars can be used to tell North and find his way. 2But while those pirates were busy sailing seas, slurping spaghetti, and laying wenches, they did not realize they weren't sailin' solo, as the old Facebook relationship status ...
by Alien Soda Jerk
Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:14 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Ravioli
Replies: 9
Views: 7850

Re: The Book of Ravioli

Okay. This is Version 2. I've altered the story's ending a bit. Please use the updated version.^^ Thanks!
by Alien Soda Jerk
Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!
Replies: 60
Views: 28971

Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Okay gotcha! I didn't know all three would go in! That make me happy.^^ I'm rewriting Ravioli right now!
by Alien Soda Jerk
Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:43 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!
Replies: 60
Views: 28971

Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici Copyright © 2013 by Alien Soda Jerk The Book of Ravioli Copyright © 2013 by Alien Soda Jerk I don't see my Neopagan story, Aradiatori: Or the Gospel of the Kitchens! May I request that that one be included in place of The Book of Ravioli? I'm not happy with the Book of ...
by Alien Soda Jerk
Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:42 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Wontontological Argument
Replies: 21
Views: 19063

Re: The Wontontological Argument

Hahaha! I LOVE this! If I may say with a painful pun, what a deliciously wanton way to illustrate the fallacy in a very common argument — with Wontons!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has imparted great wisdom and/or righteous foolishness unto you, grasshopper. :zen:
by Alien Soda Jerk
Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:45 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Ravioli
Replies: 9
Views: 7850

Re: The Book of Ravioli

Woohoo! My third and last story for the Loose Canon 2ed is finally finished and uploaded! :moon:
by Alien Soda Jerk
Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:42 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Ravioli
Replies: 9
Views: 7850

The Book of Ravioli

The Book of Ravioli ~As lexicon'd by Alien Soda Jerk Transmission 1 1 Any pirate worth his salt knows that the stars can be used to tell North and find his way. 2 But t'while they were doing all their skyward gazin', the pirates didn'a realize they weren't sailin' solo, as the old relationship stat...
by Alien Soda Jerk
Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:10 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 30628

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

Haha, and you emulated it expertly. I personally don't drink at all myself, but have also seen real-life examples and you nailed it. Drink up me hearties yo ho! :drinking:
by Alien Soda Jerk
Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:11 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 30628

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

Hahaha! This story womps ass! For a tale that took place only in a bedroom, a lot of interesting things happened in it. And your drunken speech humor was excellent. Awesome!
:fsm_rock:
by Alien Soda Jerk
Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:26 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Sub -- The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
Replies: 0
Views: 2975

Loose Canon Sub -- The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici

The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici ~ As lexicon'd by Alien Soda Jerk Chapter 1 (1)Arrrgh! (2)This be the story of a pirate lass o' no ordinary recipe. (3)Yay, the 19-yr-old pirate sailed the seas aboard her own ship with her all-female crew, looking for adventure and freeing girls everywhere from oppress...
by Alien Soda Jerk
Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:30 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The faithful!
Replies: 9
Views: 5452

Re: The faithful!

Aye aye. Troublesome waves be brewing on me end o' the pond. I be afraid that we'll need all His Stumbling Wisdom to survive this coming election... for the GOP be cranking out morons that make our Lord Glob look as though a genius!
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Are ye be writin' any tales for the next Loose Canon?

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