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by Aclor79
Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:10 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Creation Story
Replies: 6
Views: 8816

Creation Story

The official doctrine claims that the FSM created the world 5,000 years ago. I would like to raise a counterpoint, based on science's Big Bang theory. If you were a fun-loving, omnipotent being, and you had the chance to make the biggest explosion ever, wouldn't you take it?
by Aclor79
Mon May 14, 2012 10:07 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Idols
Replies: 4
Views: 4300

Idols

How do we feel about idol worship? A friend of mine who has skill with knitting made me a little plush FSM, and I want to know if it's okay to pray towards it. :fsm_float:
by Aclor79
Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:09 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta Habits
Replies: 6
Views: 3899

Re: Pasta Habits

I would think that He views all pasta equally, but that there's a special place in His heart for spaghetti due to its likeness to His Noodly Appendages. He also knows that not all people can stomach long and stringy food, so this is why pasta exists in all its myriad varieties. :fsm_float: All past...
by Aclor79
Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:05 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta Habits
Replies: 6
Views: 3899

Pasta Habits

Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster prefer it when we eat spaghetti over other pasta, or are all pastas equal in his eyes?
by Aclor79
Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Interpretation of Monster
Replies: 1
Views: 2623

Interpretation of Monster

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization. I interpret monster to mean either a traditional monster or ...
by Aclor79
Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Miscellaneous Questions
Replies: 3
Views: 3221

Re: Miscellaneous Questions

1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting? It depends who you ask. Some of us have not been touched. Some of us have been touched. Some of us have been touched inappropriately. But we'r...
by Aclor79
Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:12 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Miscellaneous Questions
Replies: 3
Views: 3221

Miscellaneous Questions

1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting? 2) When the unfortunate day comes that our prophet tastes the beer of the volcano, what measures will we take to prevent a split such as the on...
by Aclor79
Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ministership
Replies: 15
Views: 8795

Re: Ministership

Maybe you find it useless, but I am going to get great mileage out of mine (when I eventually get round to ordering one). It adds credibility to your arguments, it shows that Pastafarianism is more than just an internet meme, and it really pisses people from so-called 'proper' religions off. That's...
by Aclor79
Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:09 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ministership
Replies: 15
Views: 8795

Re: Ministership

Roy Hunter wrote:
Aclor79 wrote:So it's $20 for a useful piece of paper?
FTFY

But it is useless.
by Aclor79
Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:24 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ministership
Replies: 15
Views: 8795

Re: Ministership

AFAIK, there is no reason why a minor cannot become a minister. If you've got the $20, you can buy the certificate. There are no real powers, and no real responsibilities, but remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Spiderman's uncle said that, and he would know. As to being a minist...
by Aclor79
Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Weddings
Replies: 1
Views: 2639

Weddings

What are some good guidelines for a Pastafarian wedding? Would the couple be pronounced "pirate and wench" (or p/p or w/w depending on sexual orientation)? There would be pasta obviously, and beer where alcohol is legal at weddings. All the men would wear full pirate regalia if possible......
by Aclor79
Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ministership
Replies: 15
Views: 8795

Ministership

What does being a minister entail in terms of responsibilities and powers/privileges? Also, can minors be ministers?
by Aclor79
Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Validity of Pastafarianism
Replies: 20
Views: 14688

Re: Validity of Pastafarianism

black bart wrote:Also you could get a Pastafarian Minister Certificate...

I've never been too sure of this. Can I be a minister if I'm not a legal adult? :confused:
by Aclor79
Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:40 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Validity of Pastafarianism
Replies: 20
Views: 14688

Re: Validity of Pastafarianism

First, they have to define their terms. What do they mean by validity? We are Pastafarians: there are many of us out here; we share a roughly similar belief system; we share some of the same ways of observing our religion (eating pasta, talking like pirates, treating Friday as a day of rest, that s...
by Aclor79
Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Validity of Pastafarianism
Replies: 20
Views: 14688

Validity of Pastafarianism

Today I found myself having to defend the validity of Pastafarianism. If I ever need to do this again, what are some good defenses? Furthermore, do you consider it a valid religion? Are you a Pastafarian in belief or for satirical reasons? Be honest, I would like to know what stance the community ta...

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