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by Rev.Vermicelli
Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:04 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I can top that....
Replies: 240
Views: 81253

Re: I can top that....

Hmmph, my grandma can top that blindfolded. --- After I had sex with a 25 playmates.................this weekend, (without condom of course) I devised a contraception with just one long strand of noodle, I made a 25 noose'd lasso, And in one swing, it ended up in all of their vags. I said Praise FSM...
by Rev.Vermicelli
Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:06 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?
Replies: 137
Views: 74011

Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM

This seems like a probable theme for a sci-fi movie/novel.... Earth 2030 AD. After the nuclear annihilation of 99% of earth's population, a few amnesic republicans found a book that, revealed the secrets of the universe and the purpose of their lives. The Loose Canon (... A Pirate's Revelation ...) ...
by Rev.Vermicelli
Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:31 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 220776

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

AnalAssuaultRifle MicroSoft_moreLike_MacroHARD ChingChongGiantDong FishyQueefMonger CooterPooter69 Barely_ManBelow HillaryClintonMakesMeHorny Wailin_MaDickAt_Palin PalinLovesToHunt_4Mah_RedMeat CamelPr0n_4Jihadists WhiteNoise_AlbinoProtestor AlbinoProtestor_4BlackRights [email protected]...
by Rev.Vermicelli
Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:00 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 220776

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

Rev.Vermic ... nvm LOL @PJ ..almost.. CULTerrificJustification BigBrotherLittleDick SecondComingOrThirdReich APreist_ARabbi_walkIntoA_Bar Holy_ImmaculateEjacultor AlterBoys_InSodomCity OccupyMyAss_S&M500 72BaconCladVirgins 71HymensO'DearMyLord_71HymensO'Dear Novelist_slash_FatwahSeeker GooglePr...
by Rev.Vermicelli
Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:51 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 220776

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

PapaJocksPizza

FoShizzleMaNizzle_SuckMyPizzle

Sheik_MustafaCamelToe
by Rev.Vermicelli
Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:06 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3136175

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Y'AAARRRGGHHH ..Ahoy Maties ! I am a new member of the religion. I became a Pastafarian two nights ago and His Noodley Appendage anointed me with the powers and duties of Reverend as I vow to read the Loose Canon while sipping on Samuel Jackson beer. May the Stripper factories be free from STDs... M...

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