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by The Power
Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:59 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Wontontological Argument
Replies: 21
Views: 20786

Re: The Wontontological Argument

After further meditation (and the realization that The Great Noodle doesn't allow users to edit original posts), it has been revealed to me that the first asterisk ( * ) and second asterisk ( * * ) should be stated as follows: * ‘ Supremely Delicious ’ is defined as having maximal tastiness* * in ev...
by The Power
Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:52 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Wontontological Argument
Replies: 21
Views: 20786

Re: The Wontontological Argument

    Passionate moans?
    by The Power
    Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:55 pm
    Forum: Scripture and Lore
    Topic: The Wontontological Argument
    Replies: 21
    Views: 20786

    Re: The Wontontological Argument

      As the old proverb goes, "Bacon is the essence of the wonton."

      Or something like that.
      by The Power
      Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:27 pm
      Forum: Scripture and Lore
      Topic: The Wontontological Argument
      Replies: 21
      Views: 20786

      Re: The Wontontological Argument

      Dear Mr Roland Deschain, Isn’t the answer to your first question obvious? This higher pasta entity is all three options you proposed: Wonton Soup and Crispy Fried Wonton and Plain Wonton. A perfect Trinity, if you will. Also, you’re gravely mistaken about all of the cons for these various facets of...
      by The Power
      Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:02 pm
      Forum: Scripture and Lore
      Topic: The Wontontological Argument
      Replies: 21
      Views: 20786

      The Wontontological Argument

      I have been sent to these forums for the sole purpose of giving to you the divine revelation that was given to me yesterday. Inspiration for this struck me like a wet noodle to the face as I was listening to a presentation of the Ontological Argument, and now I have seen the light. It is a powerful...
      by The Power
      Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:05 pm
      Forum: Standards and Practices
      Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
      Replies: 7964
      Views: 3221177

      Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

      Hello there. I’m an ex-Christian, and while I don’t identify myself as a Pastafarian, I was struck with inspiration yesterday with a parody of the Ontological Argument that I think the FSM community would get a kick out of. So, I figured this site would be the best place for the argument to first be...

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