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by TheHolyGrate
Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:52 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Is the FSM a "Legal Religion"?
Replies: 12
Views: 13338

Re: Is the FSM a "Legal Religion"?

Legal in the US? Are you a non-prophet organization? You should seriously consider applying for 501c3 status if you haven't already. You get tax deductible stuff :fsm_rock:
by TheHolyGrate
Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Indoctrinating children
Replies: 10
Views: 5479

Indoctrinating children

Ok, my 9 year old daughter, who was an atheist, has decided she wants to be a Pastafarian. I admit that she was very unruly, but after accepting His Noodly Goodness in her life, she has since then changed for the better, pesto be upon her! When she started to ask me questions about our new found fai...
by TheHolyGrate
Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:30 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: One Meatball At a Time, Sweet Cheeses
Replies: 0
Views: 5245

One Meatball At a Time, Sweet Cheeses

Hi, I'm new here, but I thought I'd add in some hymnals. I'm not as familiar with the Pastafarian religion as I'd like to be, so feel free to fix this with better Pastafarian lingo. This is sung to the tune of "One Day at a Time, Sweet Jesus": I'm only human; I'm just a man Help me believe...
by TheHolyGrate
Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:05 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Silencio..
Replies: 27
Views: 42609

Re: Silencio..

Ja! Yo tambien hablo espanol, pero no se escribirlo. Soy de Tejas, Hispana, y bilingue y mejor digo que hablo TexMex o Spanglish que espanol, ja ja.
by TheHolyGrate
Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:25 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3061017

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello all :) I'm from Texas, USA and I was touched by His Noodley Appendage the other day. My husband, being a catholic and all, did not appreciate His Noodliness touching me. However, all has been revealed to me in the Nutrition Facts of my ramen soup. I no longer wish to be catholic, and I want to...

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