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by Noodlyoodly
Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:14 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 35830

orgasms

a) If you are referring to the female orgasm (note spelling, please), there has been research done that suggests that women who have orgasms retain the sperm of their lovers longer, enabling them (the women) to get pregnant more easily. b) Is it insane to enjoy one's organs? The FSM would have us en...
by Noodlyoodly
Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:22 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 35830

the largest organs

Tomato Beard, Contrary to popular belief, the largest female-pleasing organs, as you put it, are men's brains. That is why it takes so long for women to find really great men. But the amazing thing about The Great Noodliness, the FSM, is we can celebrate Him/Her by using both our brains and our hand...
by Noodlyoodly
Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:39 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Secret Handshake
Replies: 16
Views: 10485

handshake with both hands at the same time

I am laughing so hard that I can barely type. I propose a handshake *with both hands at the same time* starting with a circle made by the thumb and forefinger to symbolize the Holy Meatball, while at the same time waving/twining the third, fourth, and fifth fingers to symbolize the Noodly Appendages...
by Noodlyoodly
Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:16 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Cosmopastical question
Replies: 5
Views: 3033

Green or bleu/blue cheese?

I was under the impression that it was made of green cheese..but maybe the person who decided this was a bit happy after having had a bit too much beer or chianti..and the cheese was actually bleu/blue! :P
by Noodlyoodly
Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:18 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Church, mosque, synagogue & ________?
Replies: 38
Views: 32639

places of worship

:lol: Restaurants are our temples, especially but not only Italian restaurants..
by Noodlyoodly
Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:11 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Why FSM cannot be the creator of the universe
Replies: 33
Views: 22269

ordering????

Sushi,

You *ordered* your wife??? Do you usually *order* your wife to do things?

Are you living in Austria in the 21st Century or in some strange time warp?


And is your wife an FSM'er? If she is, might she simply be inspired by the FSM to cook pasta instead of your *ordering* her???
by Noodlyoodly
Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:25 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Goats
Replies: 10
Views: 7327

Goats

We may have to take this one case by case.. When a steaming plate of pasta with sauce is placed before it, if the goat in question digs in and swaggers around happily afterward singing goatlike shanties, and then consumes dark chocolate, I would say that this goat has obviously been touched by the N...
by Noodlyoodly
Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:39 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Pasta Lord's Prayer
Replies: 10
Views: 16411

Great Prayer!

Karaoke99, that is great! Thanks for my first laugh of the day! :lol:
by Noodlyoodly
Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:35 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The first Prophet
Replies: 3
Views: 3905

A great place to celebrate, but...

Alas that we cannot make a pilgrimage to Bali, Sir Polo..what a great place to celebrate the Noodle!

Maybe one day if FSMism spreads over the world and makes it safe once more, we will tread the fields kissed by the sun and blessed by the origins of Noodle-osity!
by Noodlyoodly
Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:13 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Founding of the Holy Recipie book. (FSM Bible)
Replies: 7
Views: 5187

Holy Book?

A recipe book, of course.. :lol:

That is of course my opinion. What say you, fellow and sister mods? Auntie Dee Dee was compiling a wonderful Creed before, and she may wish to include it.
by Noodlyoodly
Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Writing The "Meaty Bible"
Replies: 79
Views: 59904

recipes

Cheeses, if the recipes are for pasta with sauce, they are in keeping with the spirit of the FSM. Any pastas and any sauces are permitted, although marinara topped with parmesan is favored by many FSM'ers to worship the Holy Noodliness.
by Noodlyoodly
Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:12 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Official creed?
Replies: 4
Views: 3981

creed

amZ, our creed, such as it is, is quite clear: Thou shalt honor the Great and Holy FSM by eating of the holy meal (pasta with sauce), dressing in pirate regalia, and honoring midgets.
by Noodlyoodly
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:19 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Lovecraft and FSM
Replies: 29
Views: 19872

Bobby Henderson is the creator of FSM

All creators have sources and influences, conscious and otherwise, but it would be incredibly unfair to ascribe anything about FSM's credo to anyone other than our Grand Prophet Bobby Henderson. Bobby founded, created, unfurled and spread FSMism. He deserves full credit for its creation and actualiz...
by Noodlyoodly
Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:01 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Writing The "Meaty Bible"
Replies: 79
Views: 59904

cook book as holy book

autrenouille and kimgraves, I am with you! Too many holy books take this pompous tone which seems to put them above "normal" mortals. I am in favor of a cook book/recipe book oozing with luscious recipes for the pastas of the world and sauces for the soul.
by Noodlyoodly
Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:00 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Pastafarianism in depth
Replies: 21
Views: 16333

great blogspot, liquidfalcon!

Interesting blogspot..really liked the creation story! Keep it up! (Milton wrote something similar about the planets being God's turds, but for some reason, lots of English teachers choose to bypass that gem..too bad!)

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