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by muffinmonkey
Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:48 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: ARRRRRRRRRRR! It be talk loik a Pirate Day
Replies: 65
Views: 51218

Re: ARRRRRRRRRRR! It be talk loik a Pirate Day

:fsm_yarr: As ITLAPD is on a Saturday I have postponed the celebration of it until I get back to college on Monday. I was wondering, therefore, if today is still a holy day or whether the holiness has been deferred. alternatively: "As it be International Talk All Normal Day on this 'ere Saturda...
by muffinmonkey
Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Pirate Pope
Replies: 29
Views: 17587

Re: The Pirate Pope

it be unpossible for a pirate to be an atheist
Get yer facts right
:fsm_yarr:
by muffinmonkey
Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:16 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Groovy..
Replies: 5
Views: 2843

What is there to laugh at?
by muffinmonkey
Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:14 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!
Replies: 36
Views: 53495

I say "whenever we find the Noodly Book in the humour section we must move them all to the Religion section for the sake of all that is Noodly"

but

why has He not moved them with his noodly appendage
maybe He wants to be in the Humour section

:fsm_float:
by muffinmonkey
Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:38 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Apocalypso, Part 3
Replies: 1
Views: 3589

But everybody knows humans are not based on monkeys

it's PIRATES
:fsm_yarr:
by muffinmonkey
Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:23 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates vs. Ninjas: An objective look
Replies: 18
Views: 9801

WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?

:x

Robots and Ninjas and everything apart from Pirates are Infidel scum

Only the Piratical beings are Touched by his Noodly Appendage

:fsm_yarr:
by muffinmonkey
Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:11 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3243592

I've been a Pastafarian for a while but am only signing up now because I only just noticed the forum exists

NON BELIEVERS MUST NOT BE PUNISHED
we should feel sorry for them
They don't get the Beer and Strippers




:worship: :fsm:

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