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by Zoidberg
Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How can I become an ordained minister?
Replies: 12
Views: 5857

thelastpirate wrote:Pastafarianism has no ordained ministers because nobody is closer to Him than anyone else.


Ah, excellent. Does that mean I can legally wed people?
by Zoidberg
Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:02 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How can I become an ordained minister?
Replies: 12
Views: 5857

How can I become an ordained minister?

Officially? Has our prophet said anything on the subject? I believe that I can help to further spread the word of our Noodly Lord if I am ordained.
by Zoidberg
Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:18 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: How could I get a copy of theis book without my parents find
Replies: 35
Views: 42296

You can always try amazon, as long as you beat your parents home so you can open it first.
by Zoidberg
Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:56 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 826682

Re: Flashy

black bart wrote:Flash for Freedom by George Macdonald Fraser


Lol I'm reading first Flashman now.
by Zoidberg
Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:53 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The Golden Compass/ Northern Lights
Replies: 19
Views: 11495

They didn't kill God (Spoilers)...




































He face-planted and poofed away. They don't even know what they're bitching about. Anyway it was a great set of books. The beginning is a bit slow but it picks up fast.
by Zoidberg
Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:30 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The Mist (Spoilers)
Replies: 3
Views: 3284

The Mist (Spoilers)

Damn... Good movie, but, damn. I'm depressed now. That combined with me rereading One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest is too much.
by Zoidberg
Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Where can I get some FSM pumpkin templates?
Replies: 0
Views: 1763

Where can I get some FSM pumpkin templates?

As the title says, does anyone have any links to some print out FSM jack o-lantern templates?
by Zoidberg
Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:22 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How come we don't have churches?
Replies: 29
Views: 14789

What kind of sadistic god would force someone to go to an hour (But it seems so much longer) of complete boredom? That's one of the reason's I like this god :fsm: If he did have a church, it would have booze, spaghetti, and strippers; all on a boat!
by Zoidberg
Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:19 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: As a Pastafarian, should we not create a pirate name for us?
Replies: 19
Views: 9078

It helps to have a pirate name in case the inquisition/revenue come looking for you. The Spanish Inquisition is already here in the form of me... but seeing I'm a Pastafarian as well, you're not going to be poked with soft cushions quite yet (unless that's your sort of thing obviously) I'm not pick...
by Zoidberg
Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:14 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Discriminated Against
Replies: 26
Views: 10147

I've seen the FSM put up better arguments than the "real" religions. They say the world is how it is because God made it, thats it, no other proof. But we have charts. And scientists. And Pirates! . They have a god (albeit a false one) and we have one, so how is it any different, we deser...
by Zoidberg
Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:21 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Which was better? The book or the movie?
Replies: 20
Views: 11626

Children of Men, it's the only movie adaption I've seen that's actually better than the book.
by Zoidberg
Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Discriminated Against
Replies: 26
Views: 10147

I've seen the FSM put up better arguments than the "real" religions. They say the world is how it is because God made it, thats it, no other proof. But we have charts. And scientists. And Pirates! . They have a god (albeit a false one) and we have one, so how is it any different, we deserv...
by Zoidberg
Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:56 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Does Pastifarianism have a coming of age party?
Replies: 6
Views: 2922

Does Pastifarianism have a coming of age party?

My Jewish friends are getting bar mitzvahs and my Catholic friends are agetting confirmed, so I was wonder if we have an equivalent (albeit more fun one). Should I just have a party with spaghetti, wench's, and near-grog? I implore those who have been granted knowledge to share with a lowly cabin-boy.
by Zoidberg
Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:44 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3134486

Yar! I be another who has recently seen the light. I've been learning about this (true, and awesome) religion for awhile now, but i've finally made the switch (ARRR! choice, is it switching if you're an agnostic?). I'm a devout lover of all things Spaghetti and Pirate. So hello, and happy Talk Like ...

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