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by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:27 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2097128

Re: The Person Below Me

I'm seeing someone about it, I swear.

TPBM is a regular guest star on the Ellen Degeneres show.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:58 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Sports
Replies: 1492
Views: 358615

Re: Sports

My thoughts exactly. On a happier note, which strip do you think the Tigers will be wearing this season? My preference is for the Magenta leotard and Sky Blue tutu, but I gather there is a rather fetching chocolate-and-taupe crinoline in the pipeline. I personally think they made a mistake with the...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Sports
Replies: 1492
Views: 358615

Re: Sports

Yes, I didn't want to make the whole post into a TL;DR case. But I think Vereinigt will not recover, because, if I get my Northern European rulebook out, a violation of that magnitude warrants 'an immediate cessation of mobility through the removal of all lower limbs'. So unless he gets lucky enough...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:27 pm
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: Scott the Pirate Custom Title Poll
Replies: 23
Views: 27788

Re: Scott the Pirate Custom Title Poll

Bad Scotty. Ye notty. Ye bann
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:09 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Sports
Replies: 1492
Views: 358615

Re: Sports

I think the Tigers are going to win the World Derbybowl this year. Their lasertag skills are unmatched, and more than make up for their spearfighting skills, which, though sufficient, are little compared to the Razorback Boars. But then again, if we're talking all-rounder teams, the Killer Elephants...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:51 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: CURRENT Television
Replies: 903
Views: 246861

Re: CURRENT Television

Duct tape it to your face, then blink only one eye at a time.

See, I've got it all sorted out for when I go back in time to write the screenplay for that episode, and consequently win a little award that tries to send me back through time again to feast on all my potential life.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:37 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1802116

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

YAARGH, keelhaul yer blaggard, oi say! Twist 'is nadgers until 'ee squeaks unkle!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:36 am
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: TS Next In Line
Replies: 56
Views: 51691

Re: TS Next In Line

Arr, whut uvver koind o' kitty be tharr than a grumpy wun?
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:35 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 662852

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*Points out that only a PhD in Incomparable Lying would say that*
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:57 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 662852

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*Points out that Pieces is an uncomparable liar*
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:06 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1802116

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

YAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:20 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: CURRENT Television
Replies: 903
Views: 246861

Re: CURRENT Television

Watching Doctor Who right now - the episode Blink. I can see why it won so many awards.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:10 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 849979

Re: What are you reading right now?

Candide, Voltaire.
A Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan (I've picked the old series up, I figure I have the time).
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:28 am
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: TS Next In Line
Replies: 56
Views: 51691

Re: TS Next In Line

Stiff Bikkies, perhaps?
Well that takes the cake
Swisted Tister
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:25 am
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: ET Custom Title Poll
Replies: 19
Views: 23625

Re: ET Custom Title Poll

The vote has been placed.

Let the games commence!

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