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by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:58 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Theological Discourse
Replies: 17
Views: 15479

Theological Discourse

So I'm thinking for the Canon we could do a community Q and A thing, where one of us asks a boiling theological question and others answer as cryptically/uncryptically, authoritative/unauthoritative, etc/unetc as they choose. And to screw with future readers, feel free to pose new questions before o...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:40 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 47
Views: 56096

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

exquisite as always St. Jason. 4:13-22 is probably one of the funniest things i've ever heard ever. bravo sir
by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:06 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Official Loose Canon Translation Project
Replies: 24
Views: 23703

Official Loose Canon Translation Project

Ahoy my maties from foreign lands. We at the Council of Olive Garden would very much appreciate if anyone can translate our second holy book, the Loose Canon ( http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/ ) into any other language. We'll seriously take any language, even fake ones. Thanks ...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:05 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: 《飞面神经》: the Chinese translation of the Gospel of FSM
Replies: 5
Views: 15838

Re: 《飞面神经》: the Chinese translation of the Gospel of FSM

hey peak, you'd should definitely talk to Bobby about that, what with all the copyright/trademark issues. But you are more than welcome to translate our other holy book, the Loose Canon. You can check it out here: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/
by Platypus Enthusiast
Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Excerpts from the Book of Raviolations
Replies: 5
Views: 5603

Re: Excerpts from the Book of Raviolations

very nice, I'm a big fan of your style
by Platypus Enthusiast
Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:27 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Church of Pastalogy
Replies: 4
Views: 7710

Re: The Church of Pastalogy

AHAHAHA, i love it...L. Flan Cupboard
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:05 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The lost introduction to the 1881 edition.
Replies: 1
Views: 4181

Re: The lost introduction to the 1881 edition.

not bad dude, keep em coming
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:44 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 47
Views: 56096

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

lmao StJason. most excellent, especially 71-75. keep em coming dude.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:41 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 47
Views: 56096

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

Posting this here for your enjoyment The Epistle of Roderick the Purser to the Orthodox Crew 1 Roderick Alan King, plunder of the Rutgers Pastafarians’ Pursership stores via luck and dexterity of tongue, member of the Ninja-Pirate Assembly, and friend of academic pursuit, share thus with internation...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:47 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 70773

Re: LAW

pnutcat wrote:May I respectfully suggest:

"Thou shalt not nom of the peanuts upon the bar, for they haveth poo upon them (allegedly)."


lmao, that's good
by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:22 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Pastafarians for Reason
Replies: 78
Views: 40411

Re: Pastafarians for Reason

Thinking bout bringing my congregation there on a field trip. I probably could rally a dozen pirates. And Rutgers will pay the bill lol
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:20 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Gospel According to Everybody
Replies: 33
Views: 34107

Re: The Gospel According to Everybody

Hey Kiri, not bad. Definitely got potential, maybe stretch it out a bit?
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:08 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - The Acts of the Apastles Submissions
Replies: 19
Views: 24882

Re: Loose Canon - The Acts of the Apastles Submissions

That is a good point Dark Noodle, but we in the Second Council of Olive Garden are not big on rewriting texts of the Canon. However, we do support the addition of contradictory texts. If you wanna write your own epastal on the subject I could stick it right next to the Hell-lite one in the second ed...

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