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by Solipsy
Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:44 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 89082

Thank you, Swatopluk, for your excellent research and translation efforts on this important historical prayer. I will present it to the Wise Council of Olive Garden for inclusion in the Prayer Book, when it is compiled. Currently, many projects are simmering throughout this thread. Your contribution...
by Solipsy
Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:44 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

Qwerty,


You know better! Punish not but a ravioli for a ravioli, a meat ball for a meatball! And then, only if you can't find in heart for forgive!!!! But you ought to try really really hard to forgive first!!! We're Pastafarians!

You make the Monster sad. :fsm_cry:

Rethink it.
by Solipsy
Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:16 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

Cool, it's in.
by Solipsy
Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:24 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

Is that your own thought, Qwerty? Based on the idea that a great journey begins with one step? Or did you hear that somewhere else? Cause only original thoughts or old thoughts changed to be made relevant to FSMism get used, ya know... and that would certainly be a good one!
by Solipsy
Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:40 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

Father Jerome,

Did you check the officially posted book of ProvHerbs as it is now posted above? :) You'll like the last section, I should think.
by Solipsy
Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:50 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: CANONICAL PROVHERBS
Replies: 0
Views: 10525

CANONICAL PROVHERBS

The Wise Council of Olive Garden wishes to present the first of the adjudicated canonical collected wisdom of the Pastafarian Brother-and-Sisterhood, the ProvHerbs. The Council wishes to make it known unto all the True Believers that the collecting of ProvHerbs is intended to be an ongoing process,...
by Solipsy
Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:48 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: no-one ever expects the inquisition
Replies: 46
Views: 27397

We don't generally persecute non-believers... or anyone else for that matter. Hmmmmmmm. I really don't have any questions for anyone that hangs out here in FSM Lore, or who hangs out on the Forum in general. Can anyone else think of any?
by Solipsy
Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:39 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: CANONICAL "LOVE SCRIPTURE"
Replies: 0
Views: 9491

CANONICAL "LOVE SCRIPTURE"

The Wise Council of Olive Garden has been Blessed From Above by His Most Holy and Protein-Orbed Noodliness to receive these ancient texts, as unearthed by Pastafarian Cosmo Tautology . These texts speak of the earthly passion our ancestors clearly felt toward The Holy Meal, and have been adjudicate...
by Solipsy
Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:18 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: no-one ever expects the inquisition
Replies: 46
Views: 27397

_Tex_, you have to stay right on top of these things or they quickly get out of hand... I've forgotten who it is, exactly, that you are proposing to inquiz. <--- I made up a word! 8)
by Solipsy
Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:34 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114515

Oh, I thought when you said "have bravely faced the task," you meant "have bravely completed the task." You mean you "are about to bravely face the task." Thus, what you have done is "bravely accepted the task." Sorry to get all technical on you. Qwerty will tell you I am very annoying that way. :wi...
by Solipsy
Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:00 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114515

Yes, here is what I have to tell you: Post it, and let folks read it. :)
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:55 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: no-one ever expects the inquisition
Replies: 46
Views: 27397

I believe that any and all parody and derision related to eps 1, 2, & 3 are the only reason they are allowed to continue to exist, aside from perhaps six or seven other cool things. So, yes, any Weird Al work will be allowed to exist.
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:41 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: no-one ever expects the inquisition
Replies: 46
Views: 27397

Good answer, young Jedi.
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:35 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: the book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
Replies: 72
Views: 70784

Regarding starting new threads: Qwerty will happily tell you I'm a bit of a nutcase about that. I'd really like for you to use the existing HISTORIES thread, but if INSIST on having your own NINJA HISTORIES thread, I'll start one. *sigh* More theads = more places I have to go digging around for stuf...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:01 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: no-one ever expects the inquisition
Replies: 46
Views: 27397

midichlorians ... I will not let go of my bitterness on this issue. I am 40. (my bitterness on THAT issue being a wholly separate matter) However, back to midichlorians... when I first saw Episode 4, which was just called STAR WARS, by the way, and starred a rag-tag bunch of unknown nobodies and was...

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