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by Solipsy
Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:13 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: THE CANONICAL PASTALAMENTATIONS
Replies: 0
Views: 9337

THE CANONICAL PASTALAMENTATIONS

The Wise Council of Olive Garden has been Blessed From On High by His Noodly and Delicious Hovering Wonder to receive these ancient scrolls, as translated by one of the descendants of the Ancient Venerated Prophet Jerome, Keeper of the First Holy Meatball Recipe. These Pastalamentations speak of th...
by Solipsy
Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:12 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: CANONICAL HISTORIES
Replies: 1
Views: 10393

The Book of Midgets/Midgits a history *as transcribed by DaveL Chapter I The Curse of The Bald Midget 1In the days when the Flying Spaghetti Monster combed the Bobby Mountain, 2He looked upon the Earth and saw that the land was devoid of chosen subjects. 3In His awesome Noodly Hugeness, the FSM cas...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:04 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! YAY!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 22668

If you check the Open Letter web-page, you'll be pleased to find some very well-done .pdf pamphlets which you may print and use for your proselytizing purposes! Here's a link to make it even easier:

http://www.venganza.org/spreadword.htm#brochure
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:19 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: no-one ever expects the inquisition
Replies: 46
Views: 27397

WAIT A MINUTE! All right then, THREE: Our Three Chief Weapons are Surprise, Flavor, Cheesiness, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Chocolatey Desserts...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:51 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: no-one ever expects the inquisition
Replies: 46
Views: 27397

No one EXPECTS the Spaghetti Inquisition!

Our chief weapon is surprise... and fear! No, wait, it can't be fear... we're not about fear. Our chief weapon is STILL surprise.



and I hand it off...
by Solipsy
Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:06 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: How can one be aware
Replies: 8
Views: 4722

RW, if you ask at the bank they can give you empty rolls for your change mountain, so you can sort it, roll it, and exchange it for more manageable paper bills. Tybalt, first you must eliminate other possibilities. Did you go to bed hungry? If not, did you have indigestion? Did you try some Tums? Ha...
by Solipsy
Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:43 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 104587

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PragmaticallyWyrd, I feel ya. I kinda like this formulation. Whatdaya think? Thou shalt ever seek to improve thy Pasta, to more closely approach the Divine Noodliness. Thou shalt ever remember, however, that the Divine Noodliness, can only be approached. Thou shalt beware those who claim to have ach...
by Solipsy
Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:38 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 104587

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I am SUCH a picky scribe! :roll: Thanks, _Tex_
by Solipsy
Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:24 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

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I think we just officially became a cult. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Solipsy
Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:34 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 89082

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This was posted by NoodleNet in Proverbs, clearly a Prayer Unto Him: Monster grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the Noodle to know the difference. (RAmen) (added by me cause it needs to be there. Don't we ALL need this prayer some...
by Solipsy
Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

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And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in ...
by Solipsy
Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:26 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

I'm moving the Serenity Noodly Prayer to Prayers Unto Him... Otherwise, thank you again... Also, Next post is going to be a "Marker" but that doesn't mean to stop, that just means I've copy-pasted to this point. :)
by Solipsy
Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:06 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 89082

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the following prayer was posted in proverbs by mistake: Prayer from Cardinal Rigatoni Our Pasta which art in marinara, delicious be thy name. Thy plate has come. Thy will be eaten in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily serving. And forgive us our occasional overcooking, as we forgiv...
by Solipsy
Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:53 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 102077

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Rock On, my fellow Pastafarian!
by Solipsy
Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:37 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114515

Ancient Chinese Pastafarians

The following proposed history was submitted by AcademiaRamenica It will be adjudicated by the Council in due course. If further additions are intended, please add them in this thread, and I will combine this post into any further posts by the author. ~s/s A short Introduction to Chinese Pastafaria...

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