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by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:20 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 168003

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Bicycles? I remembers velocipedes. Proper boneshakers they were. If ye rode it downhill on a cobbled street, ye had no chance o' making it t' the bottom an' keepin' yer pegleg, hook, false teeth, glass eye, wig an' wooden nose.
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 274683

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Sadly yes, Sir Bart. I fell foul of the Frenchmen's cops last time I was in Calais. I was innocently waiting behind a hedge for my carriage to arrive, when these beastly uniformed thugs carried me off. I think they said something about a convent, but I'm not sure as I pay little heed to anyone who c...
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pyrate Olympicks
Replies: 54
Views: 26117

Re: Pyrate Olympicks

black bart wrote:Image

I would like ta try...but I just "wood" not know.


Ye doesn't fool me. That be a part o' a darrrrghlek, Doctor Whook's deadliest enemy.
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882510

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...freshly killed this mornin' ...
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:19 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 168003

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

I remembers when the board disappeared fer a few days. Don't remember anything before that, though.
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
Replies: 219
Views: 138463

Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

'Ows about a "nameless terror o' the month" pinup fer us really odduns?
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882510

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...crusty pie. "You there, servin' wench," 'ee said. "What be in this 'ere pie?"
"Well luvvie," she said as her index finger explored her left nostril. "It be thee finest...
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 569
Views: 219516

Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

black bart wrote:...I could feel thee spray on me face an smell thee wind.


Arrrrr... that'll teach ye t' hang around the toilets in the Admiral Benbow.
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:52 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1785
Views: 312736

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Needles
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:49 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052530

Re: The Your Banned Game

^ You're banned because you couldn't actually say that sentence before you ran out of breath.
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:45 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 827053

Re: Word of the Day

dominataraxia
-noun
leather clad lady who whips people to sleep
by The Black Spot
Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:14 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052530

Re: The Your Banned Game

^You're banned for starting those awful "country" puns.
by The Black Spot
Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 827053

Re: Word of the Day

Sox
-noun
gaseous stench produced by lower garments
by The Black Spot
Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 168003

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Arrrr... I remembers when me dirty ol' raincoat were new.
by The Black Spot
Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882510

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...emergency exit sign in the middle o' the desert. Curious, he ('oo is 'ee?) wen' up to it an saw that it were next to a big hole that led to...

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