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by The Black Spot
Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:22 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Lovecraft and FSM
Replies: 29
Views: 20520

Lovecraft knew not what he saw.

I mean, take that story "The Whisperer in Darkness". All that business of shoving brains into shiney cylinders was an obvious warning against the hideous practice of putting spaghetti in cans.
by The Black Spot
Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:53 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 264099

And I be finding that flying that blue starry flag thing scares merchantmen more than the old skull and crossbones Arrr, they probably be mistaking you for Captain Mandelson and his murderous crew of cut-throats. There's many a good man gone to Davey Jones' locker after a broadside of red tape from...
by The Black Spot
Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:24 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 264099

Arrr, tis true. I be having to rename our boarding party as the "Outreach Department", and the weekly floggings as the "Staff Incentive Scheme". And all me deckhands are now called middle managers. I heer'd tell about the battle wi' the Womens' Institute. Tis a rare honour to meet a survivor from th...
by The Black Spot
Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:20 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 264099

be thinking me approach is maybe too crude, and I should use more psychology. Maybe a dummy shop front built around the gangplank might do the trick. It's hard to make a hundred footer look like a convincing Starbucks though. Good thinking shipmate. Though be hard to inspire terror in yer victims w...
by The Black Spot
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:03 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 264099

Haaaarrrrod's
by The Black Spot
Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:44 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 264099

Yaarr Tis time we had a few comely wenches to splice the mainbrace with. Don't need none like that Anne Bonney though - 'twere a right rough old tart. These 'ere are me suggestions to get the maidens to lay alongside: Flexible plundering hours Lighter treasure chests Childcare dubloons High heeled p...
by The Black Spot
Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:46 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1801018

It be working lads. Tis a freezing cold day today.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Black Spot
Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:35 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 102635

8. Has to be. I mean, the very first thing you teach a parrot to say is "pieces of eight".

Yarrr...
by The Black Spot
Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:07 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Why FSM cannot be the creator of the universe
Replies: 33
Views: 22985

It can be proved that the FSM is the one true creator, as His story -unlike all the other creation tales - is provable and internally consistant. Consider- the world was unaware of His Aeronoodliness until the prophet Bobby revealed him after a vision. After this Great Savoury Revelation, it was obv...

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