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by The Black Spot
Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:50 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 274653

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Commiserations, Sir Bart. I am distressed to learn that you damaged your coccyx while watching the beach volleyball. A recurring injury of yours, I understand.

Earl Dave's confusion between Viscount Hunter and myself is quite understandable, as we look rather similar when lurking behind a hedge.
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:01 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 167985

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Arrr I remembers when I could 'ave a good scratch without me hook tearin' lumps out o' everything.
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:57 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 741107

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Weren't she in Goldfinger?
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:55 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882393

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...but roller skates weren't much use on a ship or a desert island. So he quickly traded them for a...
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:52 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Double Entendres
Replies: 102
Views: 74283

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Don't be worryin' Dave, Bart'll be all right. While 'ee 'as a nice warm seat in the Cap'ns privvy, the crew 'as to 'ang their arses o'er the side. It gets a bit messy in a force 10 gale though.
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:02 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882393

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...shiny...
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1785
Views: 312635

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

A dark an' stormy night
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:58 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 274653

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Indeed, Sir Bart. There are many types of sports injuries that can be inflicted upon one's person. Have you ever suffered a shuttlecock injury? It tends to make one's eyes water.
by The Black Spot
Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:53 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Double Entendres
Replies: 102
Views: 74283

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Arrr Bart, is it true that yer bosun ran off t' join the BeeGees?
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:48 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882393

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...an' made gettin' their trousers on an' off a bit difficult, 'specially when...
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 274653

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

How disgraceful. They're an utter shower.

On a happier note, I hear that Team GB have won their first gold medal. It was won by the coxless ladies. I must be getting a smidgeon out of touch, I didn't realise there was any other kind.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:52 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052102

Re: The Your Banned Game

^You're banned because that joke was just Sicily.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:47 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 826886

Re: Word of the Day

Rammel
-noun
German general who tried to conquer North Africa with a herd of sheep.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:44 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052102

Re: The Your Banned Game

^ You're banned because forgetting the end of a joke is unforgivable
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:41 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2076815

Re: The Person Below Me

Some of the best times I remember have involved a big pit.

TPBM is not very good at cards

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