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by The Black Spot
Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:21 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 167928

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

An I remembers when ye could get decent crewmen. Right 'ard bastids 'ood fight to the death over a groat. Nowadays they be a spineless bunch 'oo surrenders after bein' hit with a machete a couple o' times.
by The Black Spot
Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 881971

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...witch, unfortunately, happened to break...
by The Black Spot
Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 274552

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Good heavens, Earl Bonney! I see that your golfing companion is lying prone on the lawn; exhausted, no doubt, by her exertions on the golf course. It must have been a tiring session -- did you require more strokes than usual?
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:27 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 881971

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...that ol' pumpkin that I keeps unner the stairs. Mind you, if I smears bacon fat all over the 'lastic band an' then wind it really tightly round...
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:09 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2050760

Re: The Your Banned Game

^ You're banned for making me look that stupid word up.
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:02 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 274552

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Bravo, Sir Bart. An excellent gesture. I know from personal experience what an inconvenience it can be when there's a delay in getting hold of one's balls.
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:57 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 881971

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...an elastic band an' a jam-jar. 'Ee 'olds the jam-jar at arm's length, then he wraps the elastic band round 'is...
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:28 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2050760

Re: The Your Banned Game

^You're banned for being indecisive. I think.
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:14 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pyrate Olympicks
Replies: 54
Views: 26093

Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Hang on, a fight has just broken out in the refreshment area. It seems that one poor chap was given a pint of Fishhead stew instead of a pint of Captain's Delight (Official Piralympics Sponsor 1712) . It wouldn't have been so bad, but the poor wretch downed it in one go before he realised it. The f...
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:51 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 881971

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...it while slapping her tail roughly against Bart's...
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 167928

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

I remembers when ye could clearly unnerstand what Mad Willyum Bonney were sayin'.

Errr... no I doesn't.
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:41 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Double Entendres
Replies: 102
Views: 74250

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Arrrr... which part o' yer body did ye scrape those off?
by The Black Spot
Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1785
Views: 312324

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Trade winds
by The Black Spot
Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:25 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2050760

Re: The Your Banned Game

^An you're banned 'cos you're not all there.
by The Black Spot
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:35 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pyrate Olympicks
Replies: 54
Views: 26093

Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Is that a starting pistol I hear? No, it's just the stewards shooting someone who's wearing a "White Lightning Special Gut Rot" T shirt rather than a "Captain's Delight" official sponsor's shirt. And now I can see the massed ranks of Kentucky Fried Rat employees throwing handful...

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