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by Griffin
Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1762994

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

All be lost but Oi jest goon sailin' fer evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh !!!
by Griffin
Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Captain's Log
Replies: 906
Views: 345912

Re: The Captain's Log

Cap#n's Logue monday after last There be rumours flyin' round the fleet that Black Bart is hidin' out in the Bermuda Triangle to avoid a harmless sweet little boy sailor. If this be true, he'll have ter cum out sometime to refuel his nucllear powered ship (I told 'im not to buy that model). Otherwis...
by Griffin
Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:04 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 736558

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Did she have a Facebook page? That would have been good for getting a crowd at her be-heading. Of course, she must have been rather stupid as if you are only to be queen for 6 or 7 days, you need to pass lots of legislation very quickly about not beheading Queens. And such like.
by Griffin
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:58 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2057686

Re: The Person Below Me

I have a rogues galary and like to wear rouge when visiting.

TPBM forges prison visiting tickets.
by Griffin
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Far fetched anecdotes of the sea.
Replies: 463
Views: 222121

Re: Far fetched anecdotes of the sea.

Jeremy be revealin' 'is true nature. :haha: Did they giv ye a parayde? We arsked 'em not ter give us a parade, as ter give thee refugees some much needed peace an' quoiet, but we did 'ave thee 'ospitality o' thee local taverns an' strip clubs. Yaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! :drinking: When did parades become ...
by Griffin
Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:58 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 158400

Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

H'onlee the pink wuns. or be Oi muddlin that up wiv the h'elefants incident?
by Griffin
Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:55 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 736558

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Oi be puttin' forth a REAL Lady fer Miss August

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by Griffin
Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:43 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 639018

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Rev. Daniel Scott wrote:Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.


Oi wuldnt 'av ye as me second, third or forth mate, let alown first, h'even if yer pesky hed wer boyled in a tub o laard.
by Griffin
Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:37 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2057686

Re: The Person Below Me

But not more than I can count.

TPBM wears flippers in bed.
by Griffin
Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:22 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 158400

Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

Oi'm in a right state.
by Griffin
Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2057686

Re: The Person Below Me

It be so. I be a size zero.

TPBM falls over 'is own feet.
by Griffin
Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:17 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 639018

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Aaaarr Pieces, yer avatar looks loike a bowl o' cat vomit.
by Griffin
Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:33 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Captain's Log
Replies: 906
Views: 345912

Re: The Captain's Log

Cap'n's Log Book Yaaar date the age of aquaryus

There be a load o' ash on the poop deck. If h'appeared owt o' nowear. Wot be moor surprisin, there be men wearin' strannge old fashyoned flannels fightin' ter sweep it up.
by Griffin
Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:28 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 158400

Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

Surprise Win !!

H'in a h'unexpekted result, Ms Elsie Businessboots won the Pirate's H'Apprentice, comprising 250,000 dubloons ter start up a business sellin' cabin boys. No female 'as h'ever wun befoor so this be wun ter wotch.
by Griffin
Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:19 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1784
Views: 305805

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Sad Sam

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