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by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:15 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2043092

Re: The Your Banned Game

If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
If I were King of the Fooorrreeeeeeeest...I'd ban you!
by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:12 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Random Video Thread
Replies: 144
Views: 45463

Re: Random Video Thread

^Crickey! What planet is he on?
by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:10 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2524671

Re: Lies!

^isn't sharpening his great grandad's old Claymore in anticipation of independence.
by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:08 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 838098

Re: What are you reading right now?

Now I don't know whether to read The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole (builder of the gorgeous 'Strawberry Hill House' which is about a mile away from me and creator of 'Strawberry Hill Gothic') or read another I A Banks.
by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:05 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: How many people have read the bible?
Replies: 75
Views: 48800

Re: How many people have read the bible?

Is it a nice one? What variety is it? Does it have accent marks on the names of people and places like my nice but crumbling pocket KJV Bible? What about editorial notes and musings? I might take it off your hands, if you really don't want it... (I have four or five Bibles at this point, but each o...
by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:02 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3803847

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Lastiau Postlllliyngylichiau
by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:01 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 159195

Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

wots hooters mean, unco woy? It's a type of owl, you little shit. SEEIN' I SKWIRRILS THREATEN PORTSMOUTH WITH BUBONIC PLAGUE!!?! It was revealed this morning that skwirrils are carrying bubonic plague , and actually it is not just down to Nef Yoo's diaper. Cap'n Pieces was unavailable for comment. ...
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:32 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 4137395

Re: Word association game

It certainly is Stanley.
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:05 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 4137395

Re: Word association game

Neighbour's wife
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:04 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2524671

Re: Lies!

^never mentions knorks
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:04 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2043092

Re: The Your Banned Game

^Banned for not once mentioning Spam...

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:01 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 776690

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted...now it's all locked up safe and sound.

I wish I could have a new body.
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:57 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: How many people have read the bible?
Replies: 75
Views: 48800

Re: How many people have read the bible?

My granny gave me a bible for xmas. :cry:
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:56 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Sports
Replies: 1492
Views: 355264

Re: Sports

Back to cricket, Australians don't give a XXXX for poms:

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by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 879709

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...and a terrible rumbling from the...

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