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by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:05 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... a block of sodium, unless you want your face blown off.

Easy come, ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... chance to become a tornado.

Behind every strong man ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:00 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... can easily become President.

Six of one, ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... waste surfing the internet.

The definition of insanity is ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... you step in the dog poo that you didn't see because it was so dark.

How many roads must a man walk down ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:12 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... more than two or three times in one night. :lech: :confused:

If I could do it all over again ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:26 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

don't attempt to drive a rental car.

To find the rat ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:08 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... in the other Nef Yoo's diaper.

If you push something hard enough ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

increases my net worth.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:45 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... washes Texas, Florida, and most of the Lesser Antilles right off the map.

If you can't beat 'em ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... it's probably too expensive for any of us normal people.

You can lead an old dog to a rolling stone with two birds on it ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3177366

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

R'amen wrote:Hello, just converted to the church of Fsm. Hopefully I will wear a colander tomorrow. :fsm_float:

It's important to always practice safe sex!
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

Twitter feed, and despair.

All good things must ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:18 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 214289

Re: Complete the catchphrase

Ye gods, that's not a banana, ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:14 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1461
Views: 377661

Re: Did you hear who died?

Roy Hunter wrote:The Cassini Probe.
Some guy on Twitter wrote:If I was a NASA programmer, I'd have secretly made Cassini's final transmission "MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!"

Still one of the best lines I've ever read in any book.

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