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by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:19 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Joined team FSM on Kiva today
Replies: 8
Views: 9747

Re: Joined team FSM on Kiva today

Kiva Rankings for Religious Congregations This Month Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster $30,600 Kiva Mormons $25,250 Catholic Kiva $20,200 Kiva Baha'is $15,750 Kiva Muslims $12,475 Kiva Buddhists $7,225 Episcopal Church in the United States $5,925 Unitarian Universalists $5,300 Kiva Jews $4,450 ...
by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:48 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.
Replies: 22
Views: 20377

Re: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.

Harrr! heathens and infidels! DEAR FRIEND, Welcome to the wonderful world of religion! These are exciting times in holiness—politicians are crusading, nations are invading, and science1 is fading. With these changes come religious opportunities the likes of which haven't been seen since the Reforma...
by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:57 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Facebook page making money from Our Lord
Replies: 6
Views: 8629

Re: Facebook page making money from Our Lord

After trying several times to talk to the Admin of the page I sent them an email with a picture from google maps to try and get their attention, here is the text of the conversation so far Are you going to keep running away from people that ask you questions? His response interesting... we have a bu...
by The Dark Noodle
Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Facebook page making money from Our Lord
Replies: 6
Views: 8629

Facebook page making money from Our Lord

I would like to draw peoples attention to this facebook page. I feel they are trying to make money from Our Lord Noodle. https://www.facebook.com/ImTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster They post a great deal of non FSM related images via lolspots,com when you click on the thumbnail to see the image they get pa...
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:54 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 353
Views: 288779

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Yesterday on Holy Friday this sign appeared on the 6th Floor of the Robert Lee Moore Hall at The University of Texas, Austin. It is reported to have a mighty stench, we all know what Our Lord Noodle thinks of scientists! http://www.morgothdark.co.uk/FSM/Sign_1.jpg http://www.morgothdark.co.uk/FSM/Si...
by The Dark Noodle
Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Million Noodle March - Food Bank Locations
Replies: 20
Views: 36663

Re: Million Noodle March - Food Bank Locations

For foodbanks in the UK http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?oe=UTF-8&hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=111130270486075675880.00048aa53ae68ca28799a&z=6 These are part of The Trussell Trust http://www.trusselltrust.org/ I had a meeting at the weekend with the local franchise of The Trussell T...
by The Dark Noodle
Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:48 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 34030

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

"The UnDoctrine of Shit" By The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie. Without going into the origins of the Universe or the nature of time as theories on those are covered by 3. & 4 1. Shit happens - We don't know why shit happens. 2. Human nature does not like not knowing why shit happens. 3. Humans ...
by The Dark Noodle
Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Gospel According to Everybody
Replies: 33
Views: 33865

Re: The Gospel According to Everybody

[was in the wrong place so removed]
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:46 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book
Replies: 16
Views: 15365

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book

The points about the output of the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory are address in The Book of Penelope 3:21-27 "Well that seems decent of FSM but tell me why are there only cute guys and the occasional redheaded woman? I'm trendy but not everyone else is". "It is because you are...
by The Dark Noodle
Sun May 29, 2011 12:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Joined team FSM on Kiva today
Replies: 8
Views: 9747

Re: Joined team FSM on Kiva today

This series looks at how a small amount of money, used cleverly, could transform the lives of the 1 billion people who currently live below the international poverty line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFEGwuDKVZI&feature=BFa&list=SL&index=1 This is something I have been contributing to...
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:14 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Attention Members of the Council of Olive Garden
Replies: 11
Views: 8581

Re: Attention Members of the Council of Olive Garden

That is an issue between yourself and His Noodlyness.
But even if the restaurant of which you speak was named before the formation of the council it is them that have infringed the copyright of the name of the council as the name was already pre owned by them.
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:40 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Attention Members of the Council of Olive Garden
Replies: 11
Views: 8581

Re: Attention Members of the Council of Olive Garden

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions: 14. Vengence belongs only to the Holy One. Should you happen upon a restaurant that serves pasta that is not up to the standard of the Holy One, simply deny that restaurant your business in the future. You shall not vandalize, burn, harass, or othe...

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