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by amenabletopasta
Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1755935

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oi don't reckons it be working yet, mateys! Yesterday, Oi be attacked by a wasp in me galley! It be Winter in England: all wasps should be dead or hibernatin' or something...global warrrmin' must be keepin' 'em awake/alive! Please keep arr...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:33 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1755935

How about a few Christmas (FSM-mas) Carols in the key ARGHHHH!!! Silent Night Silent Night All is Carrrrghhhhhhhhhhhlm All is bright Arrr! Every winter, Oi also be celebratin' the birth o' the immaculately conceived meatball wit' a song or two. Oi be preferrin' the German version o' silent night: S...
by amenabletopasta
Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:02 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Ever since Oi moved t' a new ship Oi's been unable t' score any booty. Whilst me crew be supportive, all the other pirates be mockin' me. T' make matters worse, Oi be a very long-limbed pirate an' they be makin' very hurtful remarks (even when they try t' be nice - e.g "Fer a...
by amenabletopasta
Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:04 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1755935

Avast! Do this be the thread fer arrr-ing or not? Remembarrr the fight against global warrrming? King Learrr! Grammarrr! No brainarrr! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Here be one Oi be singin' on me way home after a night on the grog: Mein Hut, der hat drei Eck arrr n, Drei Eck arrr n hat mein Hut. Und hätt' e...
by amenabletopasta
Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1755935

DAS EST VERBOTEN! umm... thats almost all the german I know. its from a song... that swatopluk never translated... ich mien klien weniger als drei (spelling probably is wrong. go phonetic) das est verboten! ach so... weniger als drei! aber mer als zwei! wie einst en mai! weniger als drei! or I don'...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Dear Codger, Arrr! That Blair be a scurvey dog an' no mistake. Oi reckons ye be needing t' get yerself an amphibious/sea-faring version o’ them thar electric wheelchairs . Apparently, they be using batteries ‘similar to those used to power outboard boat engines’, so it shouldn’t be too diffi...
by amenabletopasta
Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:44 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Dear Two-eyes,

Arrr! Oi be reckoning ye should get yerself a contact lense. This be removing the fear o' taunting and allowin' yer mad one-eyed stare t' be used to full effect. Ye could even get yerself special 'uns that be enhancing yer crazy glare.
by amenabletopasta
Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:20 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Dear Auntie Blackbeard,

In my life why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?

Yours,

Cap'n Smith 'n' Cap'n Smith
by amenabletopasta
Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:15 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1755935

I'm forever blowing bubbles Pretty bubbles in the arrr! They fly so high They nearly reach the sky And like my dreams They fade and die Fortune's always hiding I've looked everywhere I'm forever blowing bubbles Pretty bubbles in the a r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r!
by amenabletopasta
Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Dear Cap'n Pap, Oi reckons yer best bet be t' sail towards the European mainland. As ye be nearing foreign waters, yer average Daily Mail hack'll either flee back t' Blighty in utter fear o' foreign sorts, or'll be working 'emselves up into a frenzy and head towards the foreign sorts t' give 'em a p...
by amenabletopasta
Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:02 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Arrr! Oi be a bit worried that if one o' them trouble making land-lubbers gets hold o' yer login details they might be causing mischief. Me plan be t' leave the login alone fer now, though, on the understandin' that Oi'll be making it walk the plank at the first sign o' troub...
by amenabletopasta
Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:55 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Oi be suffering from a most terrible condition. Oi normally be 'aving no trouble wit' me reading, but recently Oi be attempting to comprehend some things and they be making no sense. D'ye be reckoning this could be an obscure form o' dyslexia? Yours, Cap'n Reed Dindisor-Der
by amenabletopasta
Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:04 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1755935

Lubber wrote:rum rum you filthy bum


Arrr! Who do ye be calling a filthy bum? An' do ye be meaning the American or English bum? :fsm_float:
by amenabletopasta
Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:51 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620731

Re: Son

Dear Auntie I just found out I has a son what as been brought up secretly on a far flung island. I tried to convert him to pastafarianism but he sais he hates everything I stand for - what should I do to make him realise that World domination and piracy is the right path for a young lad? Dear Cap'n...
by amenabletopasta
Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:09 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: Another shameless Beatles ripoff.
Replies: 37
Views: 31828

Re: Time for the ovious ripoff

'Flying in the Sky with Meatballs' (FSM)? Yarrr! That be sounding like a good idea. Oi'll see if any o' me ship-mates be knowing the lyrics. In the meantime, 'ere be a shanty inspired by Capn Harrison: Something in the way He moves, Attracts me like no other pasta. Something in the way He noodles. ...

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