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by amenabletopasta
Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754823

Swatopluk wrote:
Prof. Von Struben wrote:YAAAAAAAAAAR.... i poop me boots!!


AAAAAArrrrrrrGGhhhhh!
But not on my poop deck!


Harrrr harrrrr! :lol:
by amenabletopasta
Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754823

Swatopluk wrote:Ever seen an ungulate climbing the main mast?


Aye! On me ship, every Thursday be "send an ungulate up the mast" day. It be improvin' morale, though obviously not for those that the beasts be landing uponst.

Llarrrmarrrr ascendarrrs!
by amenabletopasta
Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:34 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754823

Swatopluk wrote:Yaaaaarrrrghghgh-cough,cough,cough-aaaaarrrgh (ghhhiff me,arrgh, some mhhhohhrr, cough, beerhh, cough,cough,cough!)


Avast! D'ye be 'aving catarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh problems, matey?
by amenabletopasta
Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:56 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754823

Re: Take over

black bart wrote:It was me best YAAAARRR so far though, as satisfying as really good fart!


D'ye be meaning farrrt?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

:fsm_touching:
by amenabletopasta
Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:50 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Cutlasses vs Pistols
Replies: 399
Views: 173528

Arrr! Oi must be missin' something 'ere...surely ye be using both? Cutlass in one 'and, pistol in t'other. Not only be it effective, but it be looking rather dashin' too.
by amenabletopasta
Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:27 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: MODERATOR FOR THIS FORUM DIVISION
Replies: 35
Views: 49055

Ahoy thar, ship-mates! Oi’ll let me parrot speak on me behalf, as ‘e be the clever one. <Squawk!> I appreciate that one of the attractions of the pirate-life is the freedom from being told how to behave, but even the pirates in the seventeenth century had codes of conduct . So please make sure y...
by amenabletopasta
Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 261032

YAAAARR, damn my eyes if I didn't make the same mistake. Avast! Eyes? Plural? Oi be thinking ye've only got one, like the rest o' us traditionally minded pirates. Perraps ye be referrin' t' yer third eye, by which ye can be peering into the future an' such like. Or does ye be keeping yer detached b...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:52 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Vegepastafarians
Replies: 34
Views: 28705

Re: Vegepastafarians

Upon Auntie's suggestion, this is the meeting place of all vegetarian Pastafarians, who fear the way of the meatball. Ahoy Vegepastafarians! Before Oi took up piracy Oi was a lacto-ovo-Vegepastafarian , but since Oi be spending a lot o' time on the seas Oi now be eating fish. So, technically, Oi re...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:28 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 870180

...as the inhabitants were celebrating the annual Spanish 'Festival of the Cockroach', in which they imitated the insect by crawling around on the floor and...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620438

While your there, the locals have this green grassy weed which makes the lads (not me, no not me, never touched it) start singin' reggae music. They were gettin a bit too mellow and lazy fer me likin' ( maaann ). Yarrr! Oi lets me crew try that stuff once - after a whiles thar were an Exodus, movem...
by amenabletopasta
Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:47 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620438

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Arrr. Oi be 'aving a terrible problem wit' me parrot. A few days ago, 'e developed a runny beak, an' a couple o' days later 'e started sneezin'. Normally, me parrot getting a cold just means 'e has t' be taking a vacation t' me cabin boy's shoulder for a week, but all me crew...
by amenabletopasta
Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:53 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 250
Views: 200719

Re: Wish to be sailing across the oceans

NIH Protected wrote:From Northampton, home of arrogance.


Arrr! Be that what it says on the signs as ye enter the town? "Welcome to Northampton, home of arrogance (twinned with Dyckesville, Wisconsin)"
by amenabletopasta
Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620438

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Yarr, Many moons ago, arter a special good party, I's dropped a few swabs off on a little island miles from anywhere. When I sobered up, I's forgot all about them. Now they's bred like rabbits and there are billions of the blighters, asking awkard questions about where they ...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754823

DaveL wrote:I think it's time we started our own pirate soccer team

ARRRRSENAL coached by ARRRRRRSENE WENGER


Arrr! Now that they be 'aving Thiarrrrry Henrrrrry back from injury, they might be doing a bit better.

Whats about Charrrrlton Athletic?

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