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by walktheplank
Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:05 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 878859

..ar ar arrrghh" There followed a loud crash as a large object hit the floor. "The problem is" said Dave L picking up Blackbeard's head "With these cloning farms is they av not yet got the tecnology perfeck yet, must av used the wrong glue. Now look at Bart's cabin boy over yonde...
by walktheplank
Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 641909

arr yer blaggard pipe down or I'll saw off yer wooden leg
by walktheplank
Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:16 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 878859

...noses of which Bart himself has a foine example. "Anyway be off with you Black Beard" said The Apron Scrubber "and don't grace the pages of ye Great Salty Tale with yer fake head and yer large ego, I want a real man, where is my super hero husband, my one true love, who loves me an...
by walktheplank
Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 159036

WENCHES ARRESTED ON HEN NIGHT A gaggle of wenches were arrested after attending a riotious hen night in Portsmouth on Friday night. Led by the bride to be Pirgella (who is due to walk down the aisle with Dave L next weekend) and including Saucy Gert, Big Brenda and the Apron Scrubber they engaged i...
by walktheplank
Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 878859

... pump her for information. Ahab had heard that the wench was an expert on Whales and as he stroked her chin he asked "come on wench, I must know where is the whale that I seek" "Ooh Boyo" she said "ye are a long way from Wales, what do you seek there, we have some fine si...
by walktheplank
Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:51 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 159036

COUNTERFEIT CURRENCY RECOVERED IN PORTSMOUTH Police are investigating a report from The Owner of The Admiral Benbow Tavern who was given a forged banknote as payment for grog and a pie. "If I was there, I would have spotted the illegal 10 Cronan bill immediately" wailed The Landlord "...
by walktheplank
Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:27 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 641909

yarr I wouldn't say yer as a big nose but when yer blow it the snot that eminates from it resembles Niagara Falls.
by walktheplank
Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:25 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Question about a continuous salty tale
Replies: 37
Views: 15611

yarr what about all the characters that first appeared in The Salty Tale. Just the other week The Salty Tale was more like the Incredibles with The Dark Avenger and the quite wonderfully named Apron Scrubber.
by walktheplank
Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:17 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 625101

arr me image would not load, yer wench she be a big girl though.
by walktheplank
Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:12 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 625101

Re: Wench

Send her over; we be havin', uhhh... a vacancy aboard my fair vessel, providin' she be a comely lass not over the age of 30. ...So yeah... Ok matey...ere be a picture of Planky's wench...she be on her way over to you: yarr she may not be pretty but look at your wench she be a big girl. http://www.g...
by walktheplank
Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 625101

Re: Wench

yarr yer blaggard that be ye in the mirror after Tom in ye Red Cow has asked yer ter pay fer yer grog.
by walktheplank
Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:12 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Off Shore Pirate Radio Phone in
Replies: 14
Views: 5706

Re: Socks

yarr don't hang up, its Black Spot here, regarding option c what wine goes best whilst eating a cabin boy

Host: Arr Spot yer blaggard it be Dave L ere, don't waste decent grog on that snotty blaggard, open up a tin of cheap beer and save the wine fer a decent meal, now who's next.

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by walktheplank
Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 878859

"cooking together, maybe we can make little gingerbread men together, like we did in the old days" The Aproned Scrubber had that look that only a women has when she is not happy. "You may be a super hero but I know you have been up to no good" She turned to the girl who was in a ...
by walktheplank
Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:09 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 878859

..slice of Fifi's fine Apple Pie. 'The Aproned Scrubber' was beside herself with jealousy, how did Fifi make her pies so crusty that they melted in the mouth. 'The Aproned Scrubber' decided to confront Fifi and slipped into her club through an upstairs window using her super new wings to fly through...
by walktheplank
Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 159036

MAN EJECTED FROM THE ADMIRAL BENBOW In the first instance of its kind a man was ejected from the Admiral Benbow after flouting its newly introduced dress and behaviour code. A spokeman for the pub said that the gentlemen concerned entered the pub wearing a tatty vest, was unshaven and spoke to staf...

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