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by CATPIN_PUFF
Fri May 02, 2008 9:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A LOLCat
Replies: 23
Views: 10375

That Blaggard CATPIN PUFF is trying to convert you with his internet language. I only speak the finest upper crust moggie! pssssssshaw.... dis LOLcat is look liek Catatonian, but I is don't exact speakit Catatonian (I is pre-Catatonian; bred-dere kittehs like Dancing Kitteh is speakit Catatonian). ...
by CATPIN_PUFF
Fri May 02, 2008 9:01 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Where the pitbulls and bisons roam...
Replies: 73
Views: 53507

mmmmm...... bo sin tang :mrgreen:
by CATPIN_PUFF
Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:56 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 64692

Chow is ye still rite dis t'read?
by CATPIN_PUFF
Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:53 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Wrath of Bart
Replies: 36
Views: 14665

Still cut his HED off'n da Last ARRRRGGGH thred I sez..... :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
:mrgreen:
by CATPIN_PUFF
Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Where the pitbulls and bisons roam...
Replies: 73
Views: 53507

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is say buffle, is bison....
by CATPIN_PUFF
Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:09 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Wrath of Bart
Replies: 36
Views: 14665

hurrr hurrr hurrrr...... is do some spot removal? I is not think Bart is much lawndree. Is prolly clean up all damaminal 'round dis place - moggie, bison, pitbull... hurrr hurrr hurrr..... okeedokee las 2 is hard here, is prolly cat first but Catpin Puff is jes sail roun' udder side Portsmout wait B...
by CATPIN_PUFF
Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:05 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1803090

PAAAAAARGHsly, saeg roesmari & catnip
by CATPIN_PUFF
Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:56 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Far fetched anecdotes of the sea.
Replies: 463
Views: 224243

is contineuz STORY BIG TUNNY continez last time I is sez we hook dis big tunny, is pull us hell & goner, den it smashit HIS HED on rock. We is set back portsmouth and dis ship is go dere same time us..... We is pullit in undr dock, haulit tunny up on rock all dock cat is get whiff this & st...
by CATPIN_PUFF
Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Modern Pirate Shanty
Replies: 14
Views: 8815

heer 'nother classik:

see da widdle kitteh, hungy an dey cry
takeit 20 blackbirdz & bake inna pie
wen de pie is open, da birdz is toasy brown
kitteh get exsietit an dey EAT DA BIRDY DOWN!




O, wun more...

Tom be nimmbal, Tom be kwick,
Tom find yer pillow & Tom be sick
by CATPIN_PUFF
Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Poll-- who be brave enuff to clap Tiddles in Irons
Replies: 18
Views: 8427

hurrr hurrr hurrr..... we is sprayfightit now?


Cat is has gud aims:
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by CATPIN_PUFF
Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: For those pirates that dont leave this forum
Replies: 13
Views: 5969

minicarma07 wrote: personally approved by Bobby Henderson.


wot he is chargit you?
by CATPIN_PUFF
Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:58 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 924
Views: 311778

Re: Catatonia

If ye is need anamacronstic chanteez, cat is liek dis one better: So claws out Catch the mouse Don't look down Shove it in your mouth If you'd been a dog They would've drowned you at birth Look into my eyes It's the only way you'll know I'm telling the truth So claws out Cook him up Squash his head ...
by CATPIN_PUFF
Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:08 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: How big is a Ship??
Replies: 42
Views: 21173

pssshaw, I is told ye is gets plenty o' booty in bilge ye rat-rutting soddage.


ship should have deck toit, so's ye has hold store tresur. but size is not important, is how ye sail it is matter.
by CATPIN_PUFF
Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:59 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 569
Views: 221040

Re: Cat Skin

black bart wrote:Fir coat...Fir coat...

Tennis Racquet...Tennis Racquet

Cat skin shoes...so many, many uses...


Don' is forget stratavarious insterment.

Catpirate is proffer play mangut fresh outta badman, u pull right is get amasin sounz outta man.
by CATPIN_PUFF
Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 924
Views: 311778

Catatonia? Iz seez meh Mum, telz hur I sayz "Hi Mum!" Don' tell hur iz wurkin bar. I tel hur I plaiz pyanno in cathowse... Fankyu for drink. You is Catatonia cat? hoo is ye's mum? I is mebbe yer papacat, granpappacat, hurrr hurrr hurrr.... or is unkle or someting. I is have mayn connectio...

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