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by MonkeysInACan
Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I became an ordained Minister... now what?
Replies: 13
Views: 4818

I became an ordained Minister... now what?

Ok so I just got myself ordained as a Minister :D Now what should I do with my new found spiritual authority? I was ordained online by the Universal Life Church and I will be preaching on behalf of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in full Pirate regalia! :fsm_yarr: Here ---> http://www.themonastery.org
by MonkeysInACan
Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:56 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Off Shoots
Replies: 12
Views: 4307

Re: Off Shoots

... I'm scared... Very Scared...
:?
by MonkeysInACan
Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:41 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"
Replies: 10
Views: 5794

Re: Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"

Ahoy thar!!! oi 'ave returned from the far reaches of the the globe and I return with many pictures from the Anonymous protest. 'ere they be! http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii149/Philanonymous/June%2014th%202008/notmblol2.jpg http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii149/Philanonymous/June%2014th%202...
by MonkeysInACan
Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:43 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: discriminated :*(
Replies: 63
Views: 18391

Re: discriminated :*(

I agree with Zankou 2.0. If you have to use Bobby Henderson as your hero. Doing that could possibly let your teachers see why they are foolish for not letting you use the FSM. You could explain why there is no reason one god is more valid than another.
by MonkeysInACan
Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:26 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"
Replies: 10
Views: 5794

Re: Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Be there anee protests 'ere in Australia, matey?

Oi do loike their choice o' masks.


Aye, thar be. All the local gatherings can be found here
http://forums.enturbulation.org/110-jun ... l-protest/
Simply look under your proper global area. :worship: :fsm_yarr:
by MonkeysInACan
Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:40 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1801749

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

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by MonkeysInACan
Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:16 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"
Replies: 10
Views: 5794

Re: Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"

Aaaargh, be there any protests goin on in Europe matey? Ahoy! O' course thar be matey :wink: here be th' direct link t' th' regional protest threads fer ye t' gander at http://forums.enturbulation.org/110-june-14th-global-protest/ Anyone planing to go be sure to bring the power of the FSM to help b...
by MonkeysInACan
Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:09 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"
Replies: 10
Views: 5794

Anonymous vs Scientology "Sea Arrrg!"

Ahoy thar me fellow pirates! I be wondering if'n any o' ye will be attending the world wide protests against the church of scientology on June 14th. This month's protest is Pirate themed Which I see as a direct request for Pastafarians to join in the fight :fsm_yarr: The main cause for the recent pr...
by MonkeysInACan
Fri May 23, 2008 2:30 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Noob Question, not answered in FAQ, etc
Replies: 29
Views: 8851

I guess someone should PM me too. I'm quite clueless :?
by MonkeysInACan
Fri May 23, 2008 2:23 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Traditional Pastafarian funeral
Replies: 4
Views: 5962

I think it has something to do with building a coffin out of bricks of Ramen.
by MonkeysInACan
Fri May 23, 2008 2:14 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Pennsylvanian pastafarians?
Replies: 2
Views: 2647

Th' Delaware River Port provides excellent access t' th' Atlantic Ocean. Ye should try t' brin' yer ship in thar. :fsm_yarr:
by MonkeysInACan
Sat May 17, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates hijack Jordanian ship off Somali coast
Replies: 7
Views: 5186

Pirates hijack Jordanian ship off Somali coast

Obviously Pirate wannabes without eye patches or swords giving us a bad reputation. :x NAIROBI, Kenya - Somali pirates hijacked a Jordanian ship Saturday in the latest in a string of attacks off the lawless Somali coast, the head of a seafarer's association said. Andrew Mwangura of the East Africa S...
by MonkeysInACan
Fri May 16, 2008 3:49 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: FSM Rutgers Update
Replies: 5
Views: 4167

I don't know if you sent it already but if you could send it again that would be great. My email was being really weird so it might not have gone through.
by MonkeysInACan
Tue May 13, 2008 1:14 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Unleash yer banners yer blaggards!
Replies: 74
Views: 72445

Arrrg! I 'ave unfurled me banner 'n I be takin' t' th' high seas t' spread th' search fer this lovely strumpet!
by MonkeysInACan
Sun May 11, 2008 1:49 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: FSM Rutgers Update
Replies: 5
Views: 4167

Aye it was me who posted on the blog. I am quite interested in the prospect of making official Pastafarian student groups at the Rutgers campuses, I think they have the potential to be quite successful. I will begin talks with friends and other people on campus to see how much support the FSM has/ho...

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