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by DancingKitty
Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:08 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Poll-- who be brave enuff to clap Tiddles in Irons
Replies: 18
Views: 8531

Pi-RAT Guy, go on suckin yer thumb. Ye'll be a bucktoofed liddel varmint until sumboddy noks yer teefs out you hed. Az fer Capn' Turtelbutt...a roight nice face full of steel tip claws wi' calm yer desiers to hurt kittehs that doez ye no harm. Empruvin' the generl tone uv th' docksied heer, and raiz...
by DancingKitty
Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:02 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Worst movie ever made...
Replies: 178
Views: 70494

Zardoz (1974)

Sean Connery in a truly strange John Boorman selection.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/

Best thing about it? It's where they got the title entity's name.

(Much better if stoned than if straight.)
by DancingKitty
Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:30 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 317750

Catatonia? Iz seez meh Mum, telz hur I sayz "Hi Mum!"

Don' tell hur iz wurkin bar. I tel hur I plaiz pyanno in cathowse...

Fankyu for drink.
by DancingKitty
Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:26 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 564
Views: 225862

Hello Capn' Davelz. Fankyu fur welcumz.

Just haz met Catpin Puff, but kno de Tiddlyz by repyootayshinz.

Not GUD repyootayshinz, but iz Tiddlyz, so yu iz kno dat.

I hoepz tu add tu dis pyrate comyunetee in convrzashnz and by keep Tiddlyz frum hiz ebil waiz.
by DancingKitty
Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Poll-- who be brave enuff to clap Tiddles in Irons
Replies: 18
Views: 8531

Tiddlyz iz evil.

Ovver kittehz iz OK.

Mebbeh Tiddlyz choek on biljratz. Or be eetid bai shark. Oh, wate, no...profeshnul curtesee prevent daiz.

(Ai iz cleenz all kitteh hairz roun' herez. Yu findin' hairz, is frum pyRATes dat dunt baff selv evver dai like kittehz.)

Pleh.
by DancingKitty
Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:46 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 317750

Thankee Mzz Gertie. Kitteh nevur taeks paypurrzz. Kibbles, gooshyfuds, coin o'realms only, sints paypurrz iz for shred wif clawz. Have liv wif pyratez (an me Mum) all life, know pyrate waiz too well. Does prromiss NOT shredz landlubbrz if coemz in, az landlubberzez sumtiemz has monies dat needz be p...
by DancingKitty
Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 317750

Thankee, Miz Peeciz

Oi duz kno dat partic'lar chantee wellz. Tina Turrrnr iz 1 o meh favritz. For hoomin, she haz pretti color and pretti legzez. Cud b kitteh, 4 herz a purrrn' shantooz az wel!
by DancingKitty
Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:46 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 317750

Mr. OZZZ Nik, MizzzGertie?

I can haz job az Dansis' Kitteh? Kno allz jigz and chanteez, dus also clean-uppins and be helpinz...

Kan 2 keep awai mices 2. Brave Catpin iz skeer off da biljratz okz, but mices kan be eetz tings U no want eetid.*

*CV and educational certs available on request
by DancingKitty
Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:37 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 564
Views: 225862

Heh...yur riding a bison?

Doez U needz a blinefold??
by DancingKitty
Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:47 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Far fetched anecdotes of the sea.
Replies: 458
Views: 226562

CATPIN PUFF wrote:hurrr hurrrr hurrrr.... lookit gams on dis one.


(is you is queen right?)



Is try Scurvy Dog & talkit to Gert, she sweet on kitteh.


Yarr...queen, no Princess enymoar.

Thankee, talkit gurltalk wif Gert soon. :wink:
by DancingKitty
Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:44 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3276404

Toughen up, laddie, or ye'll niver be a pirate...
by DancingKitty
Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:43 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: New Mods, welcome them!
Replies: 38
Views: 47301

What's that in your sig?? HMMMM????

Assimilation...I lubs it.
by DancingKitty
Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: 10 Questions about Pastafarianism and YOU
Replies: 12
Views: 4883

1) When did you convert? Convert? That implies a former state of being. 2) Why did you convert? See #1 3) What made you stay? Just got here...in this life. 4) What do you think of the other members of the Church? (Have you found friends, etc.) Some are nice, others are... 5) Are there any negative a...
by DancingKitty
Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:27 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: New Mods, welcome them!
Replies: 38
Views: 47301

Tiddles the Evil wrote:Meow!!


hhhsssssssssssssssssss RAR!
by DancingKitty
Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:28 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Far fetched anecdotes of the sea.
Replies: 458
Views: 226562

Catpin tell good storeez.

Tiddlez iz starngez kitteh evar. DancinKitteh tri stay wai fum Tiddlzez, bcuz ratzez not gud nayburz.

DansinKitteh look fur job dansin jigs...mebbeh at naise saluun? Can tell wun 2 meh?

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