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by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:01 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Whinge

Dear Auntie Dee Dee I am roight fed up wiv all the illiterate scribblings I keep gettin from these scurvy Pirates. Dear Auntie Blackbeard me peg legs gone loose and Dear Auntie Blackbeard I've just eaten a double portion o Fish Head Stew, is there any hope, Dear this and dear that...On and On and On...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Compensation

Dear Oz Nick I hears from the powers that be that you are recommended to receive a medal for services rendered to the cause of Piratica. Meanwhile you are entitled to compensation and you will receive the going rate for injuries incurred whilst Pirating vis a vis: First arm: Four months supply of Sh...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:23 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

nerves

Dear Black Spot I admire your attention to detail in the preparation for this important World Cup game. Sadly however I think you will find that the Germans do not posess any nerves whatsoever - the only way to upset them is to mention Faulty Towers! Yours Auntie (Norman bites your legs Hunter) Blac...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Tue May 02, 2006 12:06 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Stew

Dear Earl of Duke

You should know better than to use Fish Head Stew for anything!

Personally I don't understand why they use Horses to make glue ... after all horses aren't very sticky at all!
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Cords

Dear Black Spot

You dirty boy...

You know darn well the corduroys and the winkle pickers do it for me every time!

Yours

Auntie Blackbeard

ps Don't forget to bring the Winkles!
by Auntie Blackbeard
Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:38 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Hotspurs

Dear Capn walktheplank

I hear that most o yer crew come from Tottenham and couldn't hit a Three decked AARRGH 9000 from two feet! If I were ye I'd take the Ruskies money and run.

Yours

Auntie Blackbeard
by Auntie Blackbeard
Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:08 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Well, it seems there be a backlog of problems for me attention here. I be havin a grave conundrum. My people do not want to be pirates no more! They do not like pillaging and all. it is mos' disheartening. Can ye help a poor King who be a pirate? Dear KLL Seems ye be too good a ruler. If yer subject...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:01 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Dear Auntie Blackbeard Too many years o' shoutin orders, an decades o' grog hast taken their toll on me. I's be needing to get back into shape. Has ye any suggestions? Yours Cap'n Couch Potato Dear Couch Arr... I's suggest yers buy "Cindy Crawford's Workout Video". I tell 'ee it be working wonders....
by Auntie Blackbeard
Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:05 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Girlfriend

Dear Black Bart

Heaven knows you must be miserable now!

Have you tried playing her Roy Orbison records?

Auntie Black, black, black...like the colour of death and doom, aaarrrrrgh...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Jingle

What about - 'Smoke on the Water' done in Gangster Rapper Style, overlaid with sampled Abba music?


Auntie Blackbeard
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Dear Auntie Blackbeard I's seems to be the victim o' some sort o' conspiracy. Some varmint's sawed through me parrot's perch, thrown a brick through me cabin window, an put superglue on me eyepatch. Hows can I make this stop? Dear Victim, just pay me back the fiver yer owe me. Yarrrr... Auntie Blac...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:13 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Arrr! Oi be a bit worried that if one o' them trouble making land-lubbers gets hold o' yer login details they might be causing mischief. Me plan be t' leave the login alone fer now, though, on the understandin' that Oi'll be making it walk the plank at the first sign o' trou...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:18 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 620474

Ahoy me bucanneer brothers and sisters ,

Oi be here fur real now. So ye needn't be answerin' questions directed t' moiself, tho' oi certianly be thankful fer yer effurts.

Oi can take over from 'ere.

Sinseerly,

Auntie Blackbeard

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