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by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:26 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook
Replies: 184
Views: 114088

Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Yaaaghhhrr , thee blaggarrrrd scoffed awl thee beer a gain ! :drinking:

Sum things nevverrr change , RRRRRRR .
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:17 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook
Replies: 184
Views: 114088

Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Will ye be s'pplyin sum beerrs 2 go wivv me supperrr ye ol' buzzarrrd oar are ye goin' 2 scoff th' lot ?
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1795088

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

R+R =RR No Unkka Dave , dat juss sillee . Ummmmmmmmm ................. Evabody nose dat ... RR = R x R ........ an dat R x R onlee da saym as R + R wen R eeqwalls too (2) oar nuffin (0) . rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: Nef Yoo me littel darlin' , Hoo tort yoo awl...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 25, 2015 2:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1795088

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

ChowMein wrote:AHOY ADMURAL DAVEL !

Tis guud ta heer yeer ARGH frum doan undarr !



Where women glow and men chunderrr !

ARRRRRGH !
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1795088

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...

There be nuthin more gratifyin' than a good polish of yer balls...(not that Oi'd know).... :blush:


Now that bee thee slightlee embarrrisin' admishun on thee public forum Davey, oar per'aps ye bee referrrin' two thee canon balls?
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:16 pm
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever
Replies: 89
Views: 28639

Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Oi woz dreamin' Oi supphose four me eyes woz nearly clowsed
Wen a verry strrange proceshun passed me buy,
zzzzzzzz..............zzzzzzzzz.............zzzzzzzzzzz.......
by Auntie Blackbeard
Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:34 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: ATTN: All Authors of the Loose Canon Second Edition
Replies: 41
Views: 18104

Re: ATTN: All Authors of the Loose Canon Second Edition

Yesserrday thee goodde Carrdanil b learnin' us 'ow ta b kinddd too thee trrrrolls. Yargh. Cum back 'ere Nancy an' Oi givve thee a big brrissalee bearr 'uggh.
:love: :love: :love: :love:
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:37 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Free Loose Canon
Replies: 26
Views: 10128

Re: Free Loose Canon

AAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!
DISS 'ERE CANNON WOT YE B TAWKIN' A BOUT B MINE!!!!!
GIVE IT BAK NOW B FOUR OI RIP YA LIVVA OWT
AN' USE IT FOUR BATE!!!!

:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:16 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: ATTN: All Authors of the Loose Canon Second Edition
Replies: 41
Views: 18104

Re: ATTN: All Authors of the Loose Canon Second Edition

AAAAARRRRRGH :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:

WEARRRE B THATTT BLAGGGGARRRRD WOT B SAYIN' ME FAVRIT CARRRDINAL B ONNA TAKE?
Oi'll 'ave 'er walk thee plank inn shark hinfestered wotterrrrs fer 'er trubbel
Yaaaarrrrrghh
:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:07 am
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever
Replies: 89
Views: 28639

Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

wharrr b thatt Nancy Delilah blaggardddd?
Why is all thee childrrrens snivelin' an' hollerrrin'?

oi'll 'ave 'er swingin' frum thee yardarrrm iff Oi catches 'er.
Yaagghrrr!

All thee dinnn b disturbin' me hafternoon napp.
Grrrrrrr!
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:18 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 630229

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Yaaagh Nef Yoo me littel blaggarrrd, Oi've bean wunderkind how Ye argh goin'. Oi sea ye bean makin' yer fourtune singin' backin' vocals wiv Unkle Vanya, now that bee thee klass act lad! And thee crowd woz suitablee himpressed two doenate thee makin's fer ye supperrre, yaaghh. Oi woz resentlee reedin...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:59 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: New Song
Replies: 10
Views: 7136

Re: New Song

Oooooo Nancy D be Eric ! Whyyyyyyy arnt we alllll so clever ! Wot wuz it thet outed him , oi meen besides this thread. I has been wunderin affer reeding " her " posts . A wee bit overzealous perhaps ? Wuz it the listing of stats similiar to that of jg and ps ? Wuz it becoz "she"...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:02 pm
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever
Replies: 89
Views: 28639

Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

OOOOOOOOOOOO !

Et apeers thut oi aut to be on thee liss fer thee all tyme best pastafarryins effer .
Hew be thee keeper of this liss !
Fiffy lashes an a keel hawlin' be in ordarr ! :whip: Yarrgh
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:52 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 630229

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Oh deery deery me Dave, thet be a shame considderin she be such thee beauty an’ awl butt Oi woodent be changin’ me himmage, no, no, no! Ye be douwn in Van Deemons Lan Dave an’ iff ye grows owt a big hairee merstash ye mite atrackt Merv Hughs then ye reely be in trubbel. Oi advize ye move on kwicklee...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:13 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 630229

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Avast me Drearies !

Oi be awoken frum me nap , yarrrrrgh , fank ye nef yoo an' thee rest ove ye fer asisstince on me beharf in dealin' with all these bottles .
Oi harrtidly aproof ove thee brillyent wisdim bein' dispinced .

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