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by Auntie Blackbeard
Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:37 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8627
Views: 1859007

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRGH

Avast me darrlins !
by Auntie Blackbeard
Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)
Replies: 286
Views: 120671

Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

None o ye are makin any sense at all...as yewsyewal.
by Auntie Blackbeard
Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1789
Views: 643342

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Oh deary me...I never thought Bart would stoop ta dognappin!

I think we needs anuvver one to one session a la 'Sopranos'. I will tease out Bart's deep psychosis if it kills me.
by Auntie Blackbeard
Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:19 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1789
Views: 643342

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Dear Stinky Pants

Didn't yer deeeeeeer ol muvver tell ye ta take a bath at least once a year...whether ye needs it or not. :furious:

I should be grateful me Agony Auntin is on a distance comoonikashun basis!
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:20 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1600
Views: 329480

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Back Ache (oooooh me back)
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:19 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Piratic Poetry
Replies: 431
Views: 173752

Re: Piratic Poetry

Cap'n Dave Disputed The Horigins o Fyshe Head Stoo He swore he had hinvented it Whilst sittin on thee loo Like many an omtrepen..ontrepern...hinventor He forgot where he put his patent It's no good claimin ownershyppe When thee plans are all but latent That blaggard Captain Bart Always had one eye f...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:04 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1789
Views: 643342

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Dear Cap'n Treadmill-Worthless

I suggests ye visits thee Admiral Benbow on a Saturday Nite an refuse ta pay yer tab at thee end o thee nite...ye'll soon ave plenny o black teef!

Regards,

Auntie
by Auntie Blackbeard
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1789
Views: 643342

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Aye laddie. Madame Fifi be on the port side o' the family, while Big Brenda be on the broardside.
by Auntie Blackbeard
Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:39 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1600
Views: 329480

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Conversing with PoN .
by Auntie Blackbeard
Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:13 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 564
Views: 224992

Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Aye lad, Portsmouth can be a little confusin' at first. The places and the cast o' characters come an' go, but some o' the main ones be Madame Fifi's : Ye olde Knockin' Shop The Admiral Benbow : Ye olde drinkin' establishment. Mayor Borat Jonestown : Mayor o' Portsmouth, and serial kidnapping victim...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:03 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1789
Views: 643342

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Dear Cap'n Mrs Treadmil-Weedy Tis a terrible thing when ye gets trouble wi' yer wooden bits. I've 'ad a terrible pain in me crutch fer the last fortnght. ps. I cawt the h'afflictiun off me ex husband - shouwld I sue? I'd rather ye didn't. These things tend t' escalate. It'll be easier if I just sett...
by Auntie Blackbeard
Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:07 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1600
Views: 329480

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Silks

Ooooooo silks
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:52 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662529

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Ye trayd yer rum tots to nefyoo fer his rashun ice cholit milk .
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:44 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2123
Views: 756753

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Ohhhhhhh oi miss ave a peek a boo sumtoime soooon.
by Auntie Blackbeard
Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8627
Views: 1859007

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Yarr Davy , fanks fer the loan of the pink ones. Ye can 'ave them back now .

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