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by darren996
Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8797
Views: 1837073

top ten reasons we dislike swatopluk: 1. he's named swatopluk. 2. backwARRRRRds his name spells kulpotaws. 3. he has a greek bust in his avatARRRRR, yet he is german. 4. He is named for a rulARRRR of the Moravian empiARRRR. 5. I don't know what moravian is! arg! 6. If you reARRRRange the letters in ...
by darren996
Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:24 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8797
Views: 1837073

top ten reasons we dislike swatopluk: 1. he's named swatopluk. 2. backwARRRRRds his name spells kulpotaws. 3. he has a greek bust in his avatARRRRR, yet he is german. 4. He is named for a rulARRRR of the Moravian empiARRRR. 5. I don't know what moravian is! arg! 6. If you reARRRRange the letters in ...
by darren996
Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8797
Views: 1837073

top ten reasons we dislike swatopluk:

1. he's named swatopluk.
2. backwARRRRRds his name spells kulpotaws.
3. he has a greek bust in his avatARRRRR, yet he is german.
4. He named for a rulARRRR of the Moravian empiARRRR.
by darren996
Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8797
Views: 1837073

top ten reasons we dislike swatopluk:

1. he's named swatopluk.
2. backwards his name spells kulpotaws.
by darren996
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8797
Views: 1837073

Sounds like golf to me... :mrgreen:
by darren996
Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:20 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2124022

I can't help it. They taste good barbequed.

The person below me has halitosis.
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:11 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114450

Okay. I haven't read that. If it isn't right then I can change it to match. Here's what I got so far: In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created a cooking vessel Of exceedingly great size. The cooking vessel was without heat and empty. Darkness was at the bottom. The Flying Spaghetti Mon...
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:46 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114450

Cool! Thanks!

Does FSM create all the creatures or do they evolve from the pasta?

Are the first man and woman pygmy pirates?
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:00 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114450

Is this better? In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created a cooking vessel Of exceedingly great size. The cooking vessel was without heat and empty. Darkness was at the bottom. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was hovering over the enormous cooking vessel. The Flying Spaghetti Monster said,...
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:37 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114450

Okay. I'll change that. How about this one? And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Semolina; and they dwelt there. They said one to another, "Come, let's make loaves, and bake them thoro...
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:29 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114450

Double Post

Yeah sorry. I wasn't paying attention. The one in Revelations can be deleted if one so desires...
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:20 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 114450

Guess I should have posted this here...

In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created a cooking vessel of exceedingly great size. The cooking vessel was without heat and empty. Darkness was at the bottom. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was hovering over the enormous cooking vessel. The Flying Spaghetti Monster said, "Let there be w...
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:25 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 89023

Another Prayer

Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in Sauce, Hollowed be thy Noodly Appendage, Thy mostaccioli come. Thy cannelloni be done, On earth as it is in Sicily. Give us this day our daily garlic bread. And forgive us our leftovers, As we forgive those who don't clean their plates. And lead us not into r...
by darren996
Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:27 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The endtime prophecy of FSM
Replies: 19
Views: 12948

This prayer will help

Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in Sauce, Hollowed be thy Noodly Appendage, Thy mostaccioli come. Thy cannelloni be done, On earth as it is in Sicily. Give us this day our daily garlic bread. And forgive us our leftovers, As we forgive those who don't clean their plates. And lead us not into r...

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