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by iamnotanoctopus
Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:05 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 743476

Oi'd be most 'appy ta offer me services as a cover wench... yarr, the high seas be thick with testosterone. Me thinks ye'll be needing a lady pirate in the mix, ta offer some classy advice fer the boys, and maybe flash a bit o' pegleg.
by iamnotanoctopus
Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:47 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2088427

Well, of course, cuz you gave me that kidney when I needed it.

The person below me tried to steal the kidney!
by iamnotanoctopus
Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:37 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1793049

I use fake snow. But I'm not in Hawaii. However, since I clearly deserve to be in Hawaii, I move that it counts.
by iamnotanoctopus
Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2088427

Yeah, that thingamajig... that won... which I absolutely know what it is...

The person below me keeps a log of how many Peeps (s)he is able to fit into their mouth every Easter.
by iamnotanoctopus
Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:41 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2088427

My head... oh, my head... feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.

The person below me didn't get that at all.
by iamnotanoctopus
Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:27 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2088427

It was a SILK TULLE skirt from my SWAN LAKE RECITAL. It was NOT a tutu.

The person below me peers out their window with binoculars at the person below them's bedroom.
by iamnotanoctopus
Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:07 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1793049

2008.
by iamnotanoctopus
Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2088427

Well, dating a smurf, you know, heh... oh, like you never.

The person below me makes pies out of kittens and sells them to orphans.
by iamnotanoctopus
Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1793049

You know how the Druids will make an oath to tell no lies for a year and a day? Well, for the yeargragh (or something) celebration, we could pledge to let out a hearty YAAAAARRRRR every day for a year. Or speak only in piratese for a year.
by iamnotanoctopus
Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:53 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1793049

You know what song will never let you down?

"Three Is The Magic Number."

Math is beautiful.
by iamnotanoctopus
Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:43 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 87827

There's also a Lenny Kravitz song and a Gomez song by the same name. Then there's the Bangles's song, Stealing Rosemary. Hmm...
by iamnotanoctopus
Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2088427

I don't see what's so secret about Denny's.

The person below me eats their soup with a fork. All of it. Slowly.
by iamnotanoctopus
Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2088427

Indeed. Although most people call me Heret.

The person below me tried to eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster when He appeared to them, and was pitied like a fool.
by iamnotanoctopus
Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:02 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 87827

Hmm... Rosemary? Rosemary is pretty good in pasta sauce...

Or Rigatoni. That's about all I can come up with.
by iamnotanoctopus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:08 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 87827

Hail Marinara, Full of Spice, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee. Tasty art thou amongst sauces, and blessed is the fruit of thy jar, tomatoes (although fools believe they are vegetables). Holy Marinara, Chief Amongst Toppings, Save a plate for us now, and at about 6 o'clock when dinne...

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