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by iamnotanoctopus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1794947

1. he's named swatopluk. 2. backwARRRRRds his name spells kulpotaws. 3. he has a greek bust in his avatARRRRR, yet he is german. 4. He is named for a rulARRRR of the Moravian empiARRRR. 5. I don't know what moravian is! arg! 6. If you reARRRRange the letters in his name, you get Kaput Owls. He's plo...
by iamnotanoctopus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:36 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 470565

Black-Beard had three
by iamnotanoctopus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:24 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

Well, to be fair, I didn't become a POS until sometime after you had me for breakfast. Speaking of which, you need to have that green polyp in your colon looked at soon.

The person below me is a former rodeo nun.
by iamnotanoctopus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:12 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

IT IS A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION THAT I CANNOT HELP!!!!

The person below me burned his/her eyebrows off in a freak roller derby accident.
by iamnotanoctopus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:13 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

True, and as I used to only exist in space, I'm finding all this interaction a wee bit overwhelming.

The person below me bellydances in empty public restrooms.
by iamnotanoctopus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:01 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1794947

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
by iamnotanoctopus
Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:29 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

*snickers to herself* If you were me, you'd be happy about it, too.

The person below me decorates their Christmas tree with stolen computer hardware.
by iamnotanoctopus
Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

How else am I supposed to make all my major life decisions, if not with his infallible guidance?

The person below me spent his/her childhood carving soap into the entire cast of Star Trek, and then washing with them and crying.
by iamnotanoctopus
Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 470565

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirm****ng against llamas. This unexpected occu...
by iamnotanoctopus
Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:18 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

I insure you I am fully aroused as to the meaning of my armoire.

(My reader is the guy who reads stuff to me, on account of my being blind from watching sunsets through a telescope.)

The person below me plays video games in a wet suit.
by iamnotanoctopus
Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

My reader tells me this site is very funny.

I told him to type, "The person below me bathes in cranberry sauce every full moon."
by iamnotanoctopus
Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 470565

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirm****ng against llamas. This unexpected occu...
by iamnotanoctopus
Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:57 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The Obvious Question
Replies: 201
Views: 173083

I was raised christian... blaarg, is all I have to say about that.

I would now consider myself an agnostic neo-pagan humanist of some kind... I think. I don't fully believe anything, although there are a great number of things I certainly couldn't buy into barring a lobotomy.
by iamnotanoctopus
Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

Am not! I desperately wanted to be a pepper, too!

The person below me rubs ointment on inappropriate areas in public places.
by iamnotanoctopus
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:57 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2090499

Clearly the person below me is a googling primeape.

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