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by Alpaca
Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 102631

* now we *waves hands* reinterpret this as the binary number 101010 * converting (101010)b to decimal gives (you guessed it): 42 . Oh, there's an idea--we could use 42, but represent it in hexadecimal instead: 2A . Base 2 (binary) and base 6 (hex) are so overrated. Here's an inane thought - since m...
by Alpaca
Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 336409

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:see, I have a reputation (at least in my mind) for figuring out things and then saying "it must be a sign". it was in my profile for a while. the quote.


We have creepily much in common. (Which in itself IS A SIGN!) Oh, the irony. I think.
by Alpaca
Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:23 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 336409

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:sweet.


I think the correct word, in these circumstances, is swoot, alternatively spelled sw00t. We are, after all, on the internet. Or perhas internets.

*Ahem* IT'S A SIGN!

What does that signify in Pastafarian terms?
by Alpaca
Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:19 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: what happens HERE when a pastafarian dies?
Replies: 38
Views: 35325

Personally, I'd suggest that the best way to mourn death and simultaneously celebrate the glory of the heaven to which the departed is traveling is to drown your sorrows in beer. Much beer. As an added bonus, once you've imbibed enough, you can still talk to the departed!
by Alpaca
Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:36 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 336409

The ninth of October.

Though my birthday, in spirit, is the thirty-second.
by Alpaca
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:49 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Need scholorly theological help for an ancient translation
Replies: 6
Views: 4697

This piece seems to express distress. It seems to me that some strippers from the factory accidentally fell into the beer volcano, and are now in danger of destruction and extinction. The pamphlet as a whole seems to be a cry for help, for somebody to bring a napkin-based extracting machine to save ...
by Alpaca
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:32 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 102631

But 42 is the answer to everything, not everything itself. Now, thanks to theoretical math, we know that whatever gets added to infinity, the result is still equal to infinity. That means, we could add everything to infinity, and still have infinity. Since infinity is obviously 47, we arrive at a sh...
by Alpaca
Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 102631

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:
*thinking: yes! now I have him under my control! he does whatever I say like an obident yet somehow animate puppet! bwahahahahahahaaa!!!*


I'm sorry? Is there anything you want me to do?
by Alpaca
Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 102631

While I'm not suggesting that this become the official Pastafarian magic number, I think it's important that some concepts, like infinity, be well-defined. I quote my post from the welcome topic : Infinity is 47. O really? It most certainly is. The Answer is clearly forty-two, and it just so happens...

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